Perhaps my most TMI poop plurk yet.

So what I like about my bidet at home is that its two things: cold and strong. The cole signals my butthole to pucker shut while the strong water pressure assures me its thorough and even mildly enema-ish.

However robo toilets here in Japan always seem to be oddly warm and, well, somewhat strong enough to clean but not the mild torture im accustomed to. My butthole gets confused. My poop is already warm so spraying warm water just kinda keeps it loose and feels like more stuff is coming out.

Hahaha I hate that feeling yung naka-wash ka na tapos may feeling na meron pang naiwan sa loob