Luci: how pathetic am I, the person who told his own daughter not to take shit from other demon. and here I am, making the same mistake! . how am I gonna be a good father if I can't even set a role model for her!?
Al: oh, cheer up, my king. I'm sure Charlie will be delighted to see her daddy finally decide to step out of his room and have a little faith in people once again.
Luci: you're one to talk, If it wasn't for Charlie, you'll be dead as a doornail by now. ...should be grateful I'm still letting you keep that wicked smile on that creepy face.
：📻🍎不會打炮
我：他們不會打炮跟我想看他們打炮應該不起衝突吧
但是他們柏拉圖我也可以、他們不談戀愛只做朋友我也可以、他們想弄死對方我也可以、他們逆...我不可以
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Al: not even close, your majesty. remember our deal? (嘴邊還掛著碎肉，嘲諷地看向Luci
Luci: you don't say... (一臉嫌棄的撇開頭
Charlie: hey dad, remember the project I was talking about this morning? dad...? It's everything alright? (等了一段時間但無人回應
I'm gonna open the door, okay? (緩緩打開房門
Oh! Lord! Errr... what the...It's that a finger...? (
被眼前的景象震驚到，留下陰影的Charlie)Luci: ouch! would you stop biting my tongue, you prick!
Al: no can do. that's how scrumptious it is.
Al: It must be tough needing a step stool to kiss your wife good bye each day.
Luci: at least I don’t hit my head on doorframes every time.
Luci: how pathetic am I, the person who told his own daughter not to take shit from other demon. and here I am, making the same mistake!
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how am I gonna be a good father if I can't even set a role model for her!?
...should be grateful I'm still letting you keep that wicked smile on that creepy face.
x
Al: Lucifer, colud you pass away?
Everyone else:
Lucifer, blushing:
Angle dust: or maybe you could just ask him out?
Lucifer: but killing is easier...
Alastor: does it affect me?
Lucifer: no.
Alastor: then suffer in silence.