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I love to tease my wisdom's bean

ifunny smiley face gets wet as fuck probably

my friends all hate me and never believe that I have a cup signed by olive garden mascot Jezebel Fever

lebron james midas level punishment day

no horny shit, boobs are sick as fuck, like the racing stripes of people parts. so rad...

sawing a boob and going to penis 9/11

they're finally locking me up for kinning bakugo, god I'm so relieved... I deserve this.

inhaling till I look pregnant

new Gambino got a bitch levitating

I've started therapy, moment of silence for all the bad bitches that wanted to prey on my struggles

sometimes I realize shit about myself that sounds really cartoonish when said out loud and it gets me mad as fuckk

Kohl's isn't giving me enough money to get boobs I think I'm gonna start knocking shit over

girl put them sweaty feet on the phone so they can tell me secrets that are far from harmless

I would also sacrifice life long connections to say "I'm ba-ba-ba-bowserrr" just one more time.

short wizard at the function showed his whole gulch before leaving

after working job all weekend I am now of the opinion that everything should be rubble and dirt

why did plurk take away the stranger things yaoi button?

I'm not gay but $20 and a location is all I need to take a life.

if I die all trees on the earth will sink into the ground and disappear so be really grateful for me

giving her the ick moaning and whimpering tryin to stuff my keys into my skinny jeans tight little pocket

My chakras are teething, my body and spirit are in turmoil

50% of being online is witnessing thousands of people fight tooth and nail to maintain complacency and ambivalence over everything that could make them feel even slightly conflicted. Twitter is a lot like my dad.

I'd rather die a failure than shave my bush

me(36F) thinks son(8M) is gross and weird

Auntie spends alllll day playing by the dirt and chopped wood and gets all fussy when I don't pick the bugs off her

the matriarch bought my girlfriend some really nice corduroy pants and shattered her brow like glass.

I went to church with a girl who could convince her little brother he was standing in traffic no matter where they were without fail, he would just start shaking didn't know where to go.

She did some fae shit to my pussy, got my gynecologist cutting weeds.

they're making your car bigger tomorrow, your seat is gonna feel like a yucky bucket. no one was going to tell you.

Does anyone want to listen to Vespertine and realize our casual intimacy stems from a deeper desire to be attached? Does anyone want to cross a threshold you can't come back from? Does anyone want to distance themselves from the church but fear distancing from her and everything you could learn about each other?