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doc said I can't get bottom surgery cause having a pussy would unlock my AT field

Last post my buddy GrimJob11 made before they fuckin got him, wings of steel but the sun still melted em

do you think Bob the Tomato had a shy clit

I can't risk seeing Santa's sleigh on my roof, I can't risk Rudolph seeing me get gender envy from her.

Clarabelle Cow in the three musketeers got my clit wobbling like a freshly kicked doorstop

in "You Can Call Me Al" Paul Simon says "don't wanna end up a cartoon in a cartoon graveyard." this is because Paul was deeply afraid he would die of an anvil falling on his head causing him to sink down into the earth until he saw a devil.

the clopening shift should be illegal I think, bad bitches like myself aren't made for this

every post I've ever made goes on the resume

Kohl's employee dress code says I'm not allowed to wear graphic hoodies but I am allowed to wear a collar that says "PetSmart's finest."

I'm standing behind you in line at the bankI tap your shoulder rapidly, fast enough to burn your coat"Aunt slappy squirrel prolly slings crazy box huh?"my face is dry and flakingblood drips from the front right pocket of my tight leather pants"you should really hold my hand so I don't lose you in the crowd."there's only 5 other people in line

Vanilla the rabbit thank you for letting this putrid cur see another sunset

holding rocket launcher I'm about to turn this hasbeen hotel into a WASbeen hotel

more people should be hard to talk to

walks in covered in blood wearing a shirt that says "born to spin attack forced to ground pound" frowning and holding my widdle blankie

they should make an anime about a girl who burps on other girls, they should also give the skinned monkey Kanye posted on Instagram a purple heart

Disney announced they hid a liver in the magic kingdom and the first person to find and smash it gets their mortgage paid, the winner was dressed like the joker, says a lot.

I keep having dreams about winning and experiencing victory? fucking awesome?

me: if evil was currency I'd be richwisest monk on the mountain: currency is evilme: fuuuuckkkme and the wise monk at the same time: checkout this wicked car crash compilation I downloaded on my smartphonehot girl with plump lips: I wanna kiss the one of you that isn't a monk I think

treat her titties like xbox, suck that shit till it red rings