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I made myself a beautiful egg tomato dinner but then I ate all of it before remembering to take photos. I'm sorry plurkers

I am not very good at being alive. I need to be careful or I will go extinct. like #wiwaxia

check out my #wiwaxia #shirt

I like paint chip art

if you had the opportunity, would you eat wiwaxia, everyone's favorite small soft-bodied creature with scales and spines from the cambrian era

#inert and #acceptable

driveway maintenance always makes me think of splatoon. yes it is my job to spread goo over specified surfaces

going on a perilous journey downstairs to see if we have any more painkillers. wish me luck

what kind of tea should I drink

combat ref. doing these has forced me to learn so much anatomy and posing

my brain will stop trying to convince me that I suck and nobody likes me every time I disagree with anyone on anything

#bilious and #skittish

sorry to the tiny plastic starfish figurine I used to torment as a child. you were not gross because you had more legs than we expected from a starfish. #iwaswrong

been hit with so many sleepy attacks recently. at least this time the nap didn't make my knees hurt

osea is about hanging out with your friends

#withered and #remorseful

tilled 2 square metres of soil. im a farmer now

evil nap that made my knees hurt. #hell

imagine meeting this creature face to face.

I hope the students understand that when I tell them their solution is a pleasure to read it is the world's most heartfelt compliment.

not even 30C and I'm already becoming a puddle. hope I #survive

uh oh. did I eat dinner...? this can't keep happening

about a cute pink house shaped pencil sharpener I used to have that made pencils so pointy and sharp. and then I moved out of China and I've never found a similar one since

trans Ichika is honestly an extremely funny interpretation. girl who had an epiphany about her gender and then went well that solved all of my problems so why am I still miserable and in pain all the time. must be unrelated.

my soul is beautiful and perfect but it is being dragged down by my body's one billion diseases #festerfaking

I know it's a budget / practicality thing but it is still really funny to me every time they depict super speed in kamen rider and it's clearly just fast forwarded footage of them running normally.

vacation over. none of the americans I met tried to eat me. #yippee

I brush my teeth once a day and get compliments from my dentist. imagine what I could do if I brushed twice a day

I need to get better at #plurking.

why do I only like yogurt when I'm in an American hotel room.