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Oh hi plurk

I’m so confused

I slept in so late help help

Also I’m tipsy

Somehow we ended up going downtown I was in pjs and we went to a bar help

My roommate is making me go do bingo at a bar

The jubilee turning alt right needs to be studied

Ugh wine

would u believe this is half a bottle of wine also why does my hand look like that

Going to drink wine and watch buzzfeed unsolved tonight I’ve decided

Can I force you all to read the raven cycle series pls plsplsplsplsplsplspls

Guys before I like really new anime and stuff I thought yuri on ice was lesbians ice skating

Oh god oh god yuri on ice

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It’s funny I keep my vibrator in the same drawer I keep all my medicines and shit so everytime I gotta pop an ibuprofen or Sudafed it’s just staring at me like

The last unicorn free on Amazon prime? Say LESS SAY LESS

But when I don’t drink it at all I’m on my deathbed

Isn’t it crazy how I drink 2/3 cups of coffee every day and they do nothing like it takes 5 to feel like any effects from caffeine like that’s crazy

IM SO FUCKING DUMB I just started my keurig without a cup under it brother in christ

The speed at which I go through sauces is crazy hide the ranch hide the honey mustard it’ll be gone by morning

Can’t figure out how to dry my tofu properly without using a whole roll of paper towels

I cooked I’m sweating

the fog

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jayce would send this to viktor and viktor would block jayce and lock him out

Should I force myself to cook real food or should I make mac n cheese

@manatees - Guys I cracked my phone screen on gonna ...I literally had a dream about cracking my phone last night oh my god

Guys I cracked my phone screen on gonna kms

Like a week nd a half away from q deathiversary excuse me while I cry

Remember cow account on quotev

they’re so cute I’m gonna cry

Rip car seat headrest you would have loved the fly that just killed itself in my cup of coffee