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she peg me crazy, got me walking funny during the field test, copped a DUI

I would kill myself if it turned out the earth was flat, not because of science or whatever I just wouldn't want to live one day in a world where the most insufferable guy in your friend group was right

the pennet foddy getting me over it

Christmas

sure you talk the talk, but can you slop the slop

one unspoken struggle of being related to a musician is having songs stuck in your head that you can't listen to anymore because the musician you're related to had a messy falling out with the lead singer or something. like, it's a banger, but I can't morally justify giving them a Spotify play because I gotta stick with the homies you know? shit sucks

call me michael the way I stack these papers

wtf since when has it been december

the difference between joint guys and blunt guys is really minimal, but the difference between cigarette guys and cigar guys is enormous.

fog so thick I gotta swallow it like yuji

im gonna get put on a list this year, I think

kamala lost because of shithead leftists trying to take the moral high ground and "not vote for the cop" instead of doing what actually needs to be done, and I say that as a shithead leftist.this shit sucks man. try to keep your chins up, we don't know how bad it's going to be yet and there's a chance it all just blows over.

imagine an overwatch TV series with the tone of JJK season 2

this patch is fucking insane

"America doesn't have food culture" okay idiot explain breakfast burritos

I'm plurking and driving

the shit I got will make you turn blue, that's why they call me Pack-Man

torsions your nuts into a pretty bow 🎀🥺✨

the only two gender identities that matter are ranged weapons user and melee weapons user

they call me Fred Flintstone bc I'm in the stone age

zyn nicotine pouches are so back to the future core

grr... I was born in the wrong generation...(^obsessed with the 1500s)

microdose on estrogen, call that a micro trans action