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wheres my wife i miss her
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my girlfriend told me that she didnt love me anymore,and i wish i didnt care , but i thought she was really cool, so i drank a ton of liquor and threw up in her sink, she said "next time use the toilet" then she offered me a drink/lyr
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if every miku is cannon and everyone is miku does that mean any sort of miku ship is mikucest
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i just saw destiel in the scd pinboard and now im squealing
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hey so bruno is orange just started playing and now im in tears
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i want to go home and be cradled by my dad, but instead of doing that im at school. im going to die
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um I published chapter 4 of my book last night :3 for those of you curious :>https://www.quotev.com/...
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good morning plurk!
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um comment for a flower you remind me of
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whos alive rn
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i think 3 year age differences are fine but i dont particularly like 4 year ones when it comes to relationships involving minors, adults i dont mind but minors is where it just gets a tad bit weir
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died and came back as a cowboy, I call that reintarnation x3
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Morning everyone !!
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Chat I want robux but I can't draw, what can I do for coms...
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im sorry for being freaky asteroid guys
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where my hug at
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hey, so fuck off
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i have to shit but im in school
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I zoned out earlier and just straight up said "M-Preg" just out of the blue
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"someone beetter squabblee uppp"Is what plays in my head when i become disoriented
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I talked about spn for 2 and half hours last night, this is not an exaggeration
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damn im such a big back that I miss the food the second i finish eating it
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i want another honeybun :<
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MUSTAAAAAAAAARD
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good morning oomfs :3
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From the earth I rise and to the earth I someday will return, what's up mother shuckers! It's me Cornel Cornerlious Cornawall, and today I'm here to talk to you about ✨corn✨. Corn is a North American food also made into corn mazes which you can get lost in it's incredible flavor! 🎶Come down today, and try some corn, or we will sacrifice your newborn!🎶
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thats enough internet for today...
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deadass probably inherited it from my mom LMFAO she's diagnosed with BPD
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COUGH COUGH COUGH EXPLODES
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