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haven't plurk in a minute going to kill myself

smoke weed/watch xfiles or snort heroin/play rbx

With one paw on the counter, he put the other on his hip, leaning back to show off the stripes on his lower stomach. “Names Hank,” he said, tracing the spikes on musclebound clerk’s shell with his eyes. “Hank Fagg.” “Bowser,” said the clerk, “Welcome to NAPA autoparts.”

A Jane Austen love story about a retarded guy and a wheelchair girl called Dense and Disability

When u tryna meet a real New York City typa bitch ✔️ Italian ✔️ retarded ✔️ loud as shit ✔️ cigarette ✔️ look pregnant but it's edema

(saluting black guy on the street) permission to use the n word SIR!!

A woman without a penis is like an angel without it’s wings.

Shout out to all my fellow plurkers

I dunno why I even bother finding movies to watch I should just kill myself

Rocky and bullwinkel but it’s about an Italian guy that lets a Jewish guy fuck his wife

im fuckin pregnant as shit with indian food and i wanna die

indian food

Fav emojis:🌴🥝💗🌸⚡️🌈🌙🦋🌊✨🌈🍉🍓 Fav game: rbx duh💗•+ Big fan of stranger things and preppy stuff 🌊🌴🥝✨ I’m rlly kind I love making friends Roleplaying is what I do when I’m bored! I am a cosplayer and preppy Bye 💗🌈 an ur still here✨🦋🌊I’m so swaggy🌸💗🦋I love demon slayer and st🌸🍉🍓oop!🦋🌈🍓I’m so cloudy 🙂 ⚡️🌙🌟add me to rp one day💗🌟🌊

if sperg is really eating her boogers while picking her nose

being misogynistic and saying the N word

getting surgery on my asshole to make it cute

having fun and being gay online

(Looking at my dick to beat off) computer... enhance

A snooty British character that says "oh good heavens!" and cums his pants named Bustington Nutte

Brushing your plurk causes autism. Trend it. Let's show these girls they're wrong about how I smell

Did someone already do a plurk where Alexander graham bell lifts the receiver on his new invention and says "uh im gay. I'm also retarded"

A mystery movie about a long distance train ride in Iran where they find out one of the passengers is gay but they don’t know who

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