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one of my favorite jokes:ladies, if he can't appreciate your fruit jokes, then you've gotta let that mango.

I love this picture so much.For those who don't know, the little dragon is Sparky Sparkeroni from My Little pony G5. He is hated a lot by the fandom

Scenario: You're a girl, and you're on a date with your boyfriend. The first thing he says to you is "you have beautiful nostrils." How would you react?

"You are what you eat." This was the motto at the Donner party

I really like Peni from Spider-Verse, so I searched up "Peni" and THIS is the first result I see 😭

I just remembered a hilarious memory from when I was six.I was eating a bowl of Quaker oats with my dad and I told him "Dad, this looks like shit." My dad's expression was priceless

Pinocchio: A True Story was the best movie of 2022. Prove me wrong

I love Plurk so much, I'm gonna name my kid "Plurko" when I grow up

pretty much every Quotev author right now, ngl

guys, I haven't had a notification in ages...

Quotev be a ghost town right now

can you help me and clickContinue the Horror 2024 - EveryWriterif you're a writer

Some people be brave to post pics of their faces on here, I can barely show myself in public. I'm teased for my large forehead but I just tell myself that it's because I'm smart

I have discovered the secret of the universe

I love the Plurk admins!

Happy fourth of July, everyone!

Guys, what's up with Roblox deleting UGC items randomly?

guys, I want dick. how does that sound?

never say "bussin" or "no cap" in front of your mom

would you consider Levi Ackerman a short King?

I miss quotev. they soiled it! they soiled it! soiled it! soiled it! soiled it! soiled it! soiled it!

would you kill this little guy?

I discovered the meaning of "look before you sleep"

Have you guys watched the movie "Our Drawings" by Calobi Productions on YouTube? It's a horrible, horrible movie. Comment below how long you watched it before turning it off. I watched it for 5 minutes

if I had a dime for every time I saw a person with the username "mpreg" I'd be the richest girl in the world

Sooo... anyone heard about the drama onDrDisRespect?

a lot of Quotev users I see on here joined on June 1st, that's funny

who else loved Inside Out 2?

Quotev is gone...