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inside a school zone watching the children to start plurking it#plurklivesmatter #getplurkedon #professormtro

I call my penis carti cuz when i cum there’s a whole lotta RED #plurkboicarti

i’m on the shitter, and thinking about you. as feces spurts out my POOPGATE and into the toilet, i love the smell of my golden water NIXON in the bowlwish you were here though...

currently hiding in the forest from the camera heads. THEY WILL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE

i be hangin out under stairs in public just plurking off. i need to keep a low profile because i’ve gotten complaints about watching the amazing digital circus and plurking off loudly. shit, i think i hear someone coming #theamazingdigitalplurkus #youcantstopme

is clogging the toilet like not pulling out in the skibidi toilet cinematic universe? #plurk4life

skibidi toilet chairs would be so sick. imagine sitting on a skibids face i would plurk off so hard!!!

CIA torture ain’t shit. They thought they could make me talk about where the 4 billion stolen plurk coins were being stored by their stupid techniques of making me talk suck. Maybe I am just such a strong plurkist #iwonttellyouanything

I wonder what becoming “The Batman of Plurk” would entail for me, because i am super dark and serious like him! #plurkknightrises

who would win: drake or plurk dog in a naked plerk-off???? #plurk4life

back to plurking. took a bit of a break from it (my little plurker was all red and stinging), but now i’m ready to start plurking off for all you lovely plurker! #welcomebackking!

it’s time for the plurking class to overthrow the plurksoise with our plarksist agenda! Time to engage is class plurkfare! #plurkrevolution

working at the plurk factory rn. my boss says to plurk hard. bro doesn’t pay enough plurk coins to demand that #plurkrevolution

i wonder what scooby snacks taste like. either they the reel shit or they dog treats. either way, i’d totally eat it because they must tweak hard to wanna eat dat shizz #streamofplurknciousness

Another successful bathroom trip! #bloodisnormal

plurk is better than job security #plurk4life

my pluck gets really big when i look at plurk dog. so big that the skin starts breaking #plurk4life

Imagine Star Wars but it’s a one man show completely done by plurk dog #plurktatiousquestions

If plurk cat exists, would it just be a cat with no ass and just a bone sticking out?

Circle plurking while geeking off plurkies hit diff

Is cancer sexually transmittable? I just wanna know because my last trip to the hospital was very successful... #freakyplurk #freak #justiceforplurkdog

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Circle plucking with the homies. Shit hits different when you’re in the same pair of pants lmao. #circleplurk

Why does plurk consider plurk dog a “monster”. How dare they insult my little plurketbussy! #justiceforplurkdog

A steak pun is a rare medium well done. #plurkfunny #TryNotToPlurkChallenge #YouPlurkYouDie

I'd tell you a chemistry joke but I know i wouldn't get a reaction. #plurkfunny #TryNotToPlurkChallenge #YouPlurkYouDie

Did you hear about the girl who quit her job at the doughnut factory? She was fed up with the hole business. #YouPlurkYouDie #TryNotToPlurkChallenge

I don't trust stairs because they're always up to something. #TryNotToPlurkChallenge #YouPlurkYouDieChallenge #plurkfunny

Have you heard the joke about the butter? I BUTTER not tell you, it might spread! #TryNotToPlurkChallenge

Did you hear about the hungry clock. It went back four seconds. #TryNotToPlurkChallenge

What do you call a man with a rubber toe? Roberto! #plurkfunny #ThereAreBugsUnderMySkin