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[Pet Stuff - OOPS THIS TURNED INTO MH] I LOVE my puppy but one aspect I don't love about Dog Dad life is how everyone has opinions, everyone tunes out what you say you're doing/plan to do but are prioritizing X or Y first, or just generally act like you're not aware of every single character flaw that needs training out of him

[MH] I am actually kind of spiraling so this is a fun journey I’m going on

[KPDH] heavy sigh grumble grumble

I called into work and for once in my career at v*sionworks I feel negative guilt

I got put on a PIP and my manager couldn’t even give me the dignity of acknowledging that it’s a precursor to a write-up

listening to the kpdh soundtrack like

i'm alive i guess

Kpop demon hunters was super cute!! I’m really glad I watched it

The Complete Collection of Ellis' Storiesif you're canon unfamiliar with Ellis, this is literally the only thing you need

god why is buldak ramen so good but so face melty

[YGO] I made an Atem journal

hey!! Does anyone wanna be infect by a zombie virus I just remembered Ellis is a carrier

Me: hey my burn from a month ago finally healedAlso me: burns the same hand

Patient: I’m here for an appointmentUs: Cheryl?Patient: uh yeahAudience, she was not Cheryl

me: don't icon pornalso me: well no one will ever know it's from porn

I swear to god men aren’t shit (derogatory, lovingly)

[rl shootings]

[Puppy Adventures] Boyfie had his vet visit and got a few boosterssss he did so good

Throws a tantrum because I don’t want to be at work!!!!

Love when people complain about the robots on the phone like ah yes let me flip the robot switch and turn them off for you because I control that

I hadddd a triple beesechurger from McDonald’s and it was healing

Man, people get the ick over the word moist, but my ick word is “blister”

[Dog stuff] I joked about it and now it’s living in my head, his full name is Boyfriend Fiancé Husband

pet guides: soft music is great for calming puppiesme: bleh boringalso me: .........homestuck music

[mute!!!!! everything is fine but my feels are complex] i feel like a terrible dog dad and it's like day 3 but we had to go to the emergency vet last night!!!!

I keep having imposter syndrome over this puppy, everyone is like omg he’s so bonded to you and I’m like WHAT IF HE DESPISES ME ACTUALLY

[Freakier Friday] Spoilers here for the new movieeee I went to see it with my sister yesterday

I made it home

Actually made it onto my plane this time yay

[Meme] Thirsty thursday one minute aaaa