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What do you call a man with a rubber toe? Roberto! #plurkfunny #ThereAreBugsUnderMySkin

Ifunny plurk crossover would make me fill plurk dog even more. Imagine the ifunny logo and plurk dog wrestling naked #plurk4life #plurkdog #freakyplurk #plurkfunny

ಠ_ಠ - all i got is this stupid ass penisSo Me#plurk4life #plurkingintheshadows #plurkdog #freakyplurk

I freak the basketball when i shoot. It never goes in but it makes my little plurker hard #plurk4life #plurkingintheshadows

ಠ_ಠ - allowing harm to come to genitals dick under a...This is just me

If WW3 breaks out, imma plurk the whole timeI might even plurk the battle plans in advance to get some karma #plurk4life #plurkwar3

Shove a pool noodle down my pants to make the cock print me some skibidi toilolis #plurk4life

Plurking while running so fast makes the plurk stream fly in the wind #plurk4life

Flush all the flushas and toileys I see. I’m a proud camera-head and I will flush all the piss drinking skibids for my brothers #plurk4life

A stupid flusha and a toiley came up to me today. I was enraged by their prescience in the camera head only park I was plurking in. I flushed them on the spot #plurk4life

Do skibids have the same anatomy as a plurk dog? Are the toilet shells or their bodies? Do skibids reproduce sexually? How do they taste? How do they taste when you eat them? Is plurk dog a skibid with a costume? are skibids just plurk dogs in disguise? too many questions... #plurk4life

the cops arrested me 15 minutes ago because, APPARENTLY, plurking in public is “public indecency” or some shit. I think they are just mad because my plurk is bigger than theirs #plurk4life

The shadow man is plurking on me in my bed right now. Lowkey, bro look like oj. Back from the dead to plurk on my bed #plurk4life

When I get angry at people I go off on them over plurk. Pleople don’t want to be around me when I start plurking off at people. When people see me plurk off in public, all the parents cover their children’s eyes. I guess children are just too innocent to see the sight of a plurker plurk off at people while on a park bench with his shirt off and shiesty on

If I ate plurk dog, I wonder what he would taste like. Maybe a plurkburger, plurkcakes and syrup, or maybe Kentucky plurked chicken #plurk4life

Plurk is better than winning the lottery imo #plurk4life

Plurk to do insider trading so it get a publicity boost

Hello? I would like a pulled plurk sandwich and could you plurk on it for me? Thanks

murder

Plurknyte Plurer Royurk plurkbucks all day while goourking my little plurker

Thinking about changing my name to “Follow BackgroundCharacter43’s Plurk” so if I get in a news headline I get a shoutout

That plurk would go mainstream.

I hope someone posts something incriminating under one of my plurks so it has to be read in court

Middle aged man said I lasted 9 minutes, bro was gravely mistaken. I can only last 4 seconds before plurking. Idk where 9 minutes came from

Plurking naked on the grass because it makes my little plurker plurk even harder

I wanna circle plurk the plurk dog

Circle plurking hits different with the homies

I want skibidi toilet, baldi, and granny to plurk into jar so I can sell it for plurk coins

My plurked-in pants to fellow plurkers on this app

I love plurking into the toilet and feeling the plurkwater splash on my plurk hole