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(Someone needs to sit on Feanor and Nolo so they can Talk With Words and not grand gestures of Dumb Decisionmaking)
{TharBG}
XD good luck with that
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Personally I nominate Bilbo
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If you get enough hobbits to tackle them they can't fight them all off
beachcryptid
no no you need Frodo
beachcryptid
because no one can be mean to Frodo
beachcryptid
(or else Sam will get them)
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You know I do think it's funny that the Finweans are like, this ridiculously dramatic family be elf standards, but it's probably Just Those Bagginses again by Hobbit standards
beachcryptid
wheeze its true
beachcryptid
which fic was it where Bilbo compares rousting Smaug from the Lonely Mountain like getting rid of Lobelia
beachcryptid
I'm pretty sure it was a Dragonstorm fic XD
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I'll have to go hunt it down (bless Dragonst0rm for their great service to Elves and Hobbits)
beachcryptid
Bilbo: Smaug is like a bigger Lobellia, but definitely not meaner
beachcryptid
probably XD
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