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itp: snake pics if you're afraid or unsettled by snakes --- lots of the derpiest reptiles, birds, etc within for the record.
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i love sand boas they look like a shapeshifter or trickster tried to turn into a snake but didn't get the fine details correct
i love sand boas they look like a shapeshifter or trickster tried to turn into a snake but didn't get the fine details correct
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just deception roll failed '
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everybody looks twice at eyes in the wrong place snek
ɪʟʟᴜꜱᴇɴ
a good baby
ɪʟʟᴜꜱᴇɴ
how cute! i hadn’t heard of sand boas before and i’m very endeared
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i have this running theory that gabriel from supernatural made the weird animals
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like the platypus, tapir, and capybara
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or like legless lizards
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but i also think he's responsible for this snake
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: they are super cute in the stupidest way
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true derpetology
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like what if snake but it don't snake right
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legless lizard for tax
legless lizard for tax
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what if lizard but with identity confusion
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also hognoses
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a snake, but smol with so much anxiety it would rather pretend to be dead than deal with anyone or anything.
sternkind
omg hognoses are so goofy
sternkind
i love oriental whip snakes, they look like judgmental shoelaces
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link for the 'deadness'
sternkind
long nosed whip snake judging all your life choices
long nosed whip snake judging all your life choices
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sternkind
: i was gonna get to them next but yes please link
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oriental whip snakes know my life choices ain't shit
sternkind
he has no room to judge because he is a sentient shoelace, but he judges anyway
he has no room to judge because he is a sentient shoelace, but he judges anyway
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this sand boa looks how i look in a crowded place
this sand boa looks how i look in a crowded place
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it's the puppet meme but snek
sternkind
jfklfsjkl his eyes look glued on
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sternkind
: they look extra special when they're hunting too lol 
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they look like they laugh the way some one piece characters do
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sternkind
'<
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unrelated to snakes but
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cuban knight anoles always look like they ran into you and they owe you money
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and so they're deeply uncomfortable about i
sternkind
the sand boa kind of reminds me of a baby albatross?
sternkind
it is TRYING to be a bird but it doesn't quite make it
it is TRYING to be a bird but it doesn't quite make it
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even with the dewlap out
even with the dewlap out
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sternkind
: omg
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if we're getting into birds
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these fuckin losers
these fuckin losers
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frog mouth owl
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sternkind
omg he looks like angry dryer lint
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they look like they wrote the lyrics for what was i made for by billie eilish
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sternkind
what in the anime bullshit are baby potoos tho 
sternkind
a potoo witnessing The Horrors
a potoo witnessing The Horrors
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potoos!!!
sternkind
i love potoos so much they are the most ridiculous things
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A tiny angry squeaking Frog 🐸 | Super Cute Animals -...
desert rain frogs
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my discord icon
sternkind
sir are you okay do you require assistance
sir are you okay do you require assistance
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Good Morning, Potato Fairy!
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literally my icon in the thumbnail
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バジェットガエルの叫び
frogs in general man
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potoo are amazing thank god for them
sternkind
omg look at that frog orb. lookit his little butt
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and don't get me started on the atretochoana
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i've met one in person and they're quite charming but also ... why
sternkind
A tiny angry squeaking Frog 🐸 | Super Cute Animals -...
sternkind
we cannot talk about silly frogs without this dude
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sternkind
: omg we linked almost the same ideo
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desert rain frogs
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angry avocados
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my sweeties
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omg no we linked the exact same vid
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ahahaha
sternkind
omg i didn't see you linked it! ROFL
sternkind
OOPS
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no i love that for us
sternkind
Snoring hummingbird - Super Cute Animals - BBC
have a snoring hummingbird as apology
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sternkind
the animal kingdom is wild, man
sternkind
I FEEL LIKE YOU WILL SHARE MY EXCITEMENT that the golden mole is back!
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sternkind
: omg yeah i think i read an article about him
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good for him
sternkind
we didn't see any for 86 years and then he showed up again last month!
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the fact that manatees are no longer on the red list now is cool too
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i love the manatees and capybaras will literally not be attacked by predators and other animals bc they're too nice
sternkind
look at this distinguished gentleman
look at this distinguished gentleman
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that's fantastic
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sternkind
: doin his best
sternkind
i have so many feelings about manatees!
sternkind
they're so nice 
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also fun fact two different species of cicadas will be coming out of hibernation this year
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which is a rare (albeit loud) ocurrence
sternkind
oh man, let The Screaming begin
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pufferfish design underwater art pieces for prospective mates
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which is very romantic
which is very romantic
sternkind
pufferfish are the ultimate "if he wanted to he would"
emperor zombie
I have a sand boa and I love her very much. she is ridiculous.
𝓌𝒾𝓃𝒸𝒽𝑒𝓈𝓉𝑒𝓇 𝓌𝒾𝓁𝒹
owels are so fun and so many are derpy looking. i love them
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emperor zombie
: i love that for you!! does she have an insta or do you so that i might glimpse upon her beauty?
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𝓌𝒾𝓃𝒸𝒽𝑒𝓈𝓉𝑒𝓇 𝓌𝒾𝓁𝒹
: potoos and frog mouth owls are distant cousins and i will not be taking questions
emperor zombie
she does not! and I don't really take a lot of pics of her, but I can post one here?
emperor zombie
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emperor zombie
: ugh i love her. i would fight for her.
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