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[Spoilers for Saltburn ig] struggling to kick the rebound of a migraine so i'm watching Saltburn
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utterly blind, just know tumblr's mad for it.
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clearly batshit guy is dithering whether he's in love w the it girl of guys. strong start.
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i don't even know what genre this is but i think it gets wild
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but man is it rough. i'm supposed to pretend like this yogurt commercial of a man is a nerd ass loser just bc he's got glasses. everyone else is no more or less attractive, but i just have to roll with it.
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main guy doesn't look so good though, think they did try a little, there
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i mean obvs he's an actor, he's still an attractive human being probably, i just specifically find him unpleasing
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(worth noting that's pretty rare for me! makes him a kaiju of the john mayer class)
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boy the hottest guy is deeply unremarkable from scene to scene though. ollie you can do better or whatever
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'there aren't any pictures of me as a kid' warning bells
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oh girl don't clean his room
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like how watching him and his hookup from the bushes outside did not evoke that reaction from me but this did
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not knowing what genre this is is so fun. are they going to have some kind of college disaster or is he going to eat this guy's kidneys. could be any of those really i think.
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the experience of being at a rich person's house, magnified. girl you're in danger
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"do you have cufflinks though" girl you can escape out the window
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GOOD god there's majolica plates
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i don't want to see wangs and antiques in the same film
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if a rich family had a special field outdoors in which they insisted i be nude i simply would leave and i love being naked outside
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it's class tension i don't care for
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ohhh buddy
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FUCKIN NOPE
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that is literally the worst thing i have seen in my entire life
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yeah okay the rich freaks can have him, nasty
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oh okay to be clear i did not say that about the um earning his red wings scene, that was a surprise but not that out there, unlike making out w the fucking bathtub drain
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cobalt and sterling salt cellars, bet the pepper grinder's italian though
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FLO RIDA?
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Uh?
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got me making the grimace emoji in real life
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mmmmmmmmmmmmm uh oh
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oh i hate this
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new kind of horror unlocked
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well good for Farleigh at least
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chekovs maze hell yeah
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i mean rip
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sees theres half an hour left hm
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UH
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oh okay
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OH NAH
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i was like damn i think he's at least going to get out of this without fucking the mom sees theres 15 minutes left
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well!
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