xyzzy
imagine if real life was patched to remove falling damage
Love Snake Kaja
More people doing sick stunts, you no longer need parachutes, senior citizens are in less danger
xyzzy
the olympics get some wild new gymnastic categories
Love Snake Kaja
And you can take shortcuts from high places without worrying
Ring Racer
Cats jump off buildings more often
Ring Racer
And they're already resistant to falling damage prepatch
Love Snake Kaja
Mountain goats get even more bullshit
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i would immediately start learning how to ride a bike
xyzzy
honestly I hadn't thought through the implications and this would be way cooler than I was imagining
bird time
Zip lines
bird time
Just go horizontal and fall when you want to stop
xyzzy
if you fucked up on a bike the pavement wouldn't hurt but the bike might hit you a bit
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skydiving looks very different
xyzzy
I'd go skydiving
bird time
New commute option: catapult
Lightning Bolt
I could finally give in to the urge to just jump off the side of stairs
Echo
Question, does the lack of falling damage only apply to you or your equipment as well.
xyzzy
just you I think
A Grinning DM
If you fly off a bike or skateboard into a wall, does that count as falling damage?
xyzzy
If I start trying to tighten the definition the premise is gonna fall apart so you'll have to try it and see
Jeff Laguna
bird time
: gotta be careful with how things are coded with the catapult, because the catapult itself could incredibly still be lethal