vampiricist
[tv] you know what i miss? that specific brand of procedural where a really weird profession helps the cops solve crimes
vampiricist
white collar: criminal helps the cops solve crimes For Reasons
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endgame: world renowned chess grandmaster with agoraphobia helps solve crimes. For Reasons
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mr and mrs murder
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where crime scene cleaners solve murders
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deception: magician helps solve crimes For Reasons
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Castle: Murder novelist and his 1 fan solve crimes
vampiricist
omg i haven't seen mr and mrs murder but that is clearly up my alley
vampiricist
CASTLE, yes, 100%
MRS SEPHIROTH
it is very cute! short, sadly, with one season but great
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Lucifer: The Devil and a put upon cop solve crimes in LA
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vampiricist
see y'all get what i'm saying
vampiricist
deception and endgame also sadly only had one season
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WHICH SUCKS FOR DECEPTION because it ended on such a cliffhanger
MRS SEPHIROTH
there's vera wang's unsolicited advice for murderers which is old chinese lady solves a crime
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and now that actor is playing fraiser's son in the fraiser reboot which is less fun
MRS SEPHIROTH
also number one ladies detective agency
vampiricist
that's the one i was going to say, i love that series!
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What's the one with the conman who helps a state bureau
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MRS SEPHIROTH
: That's such a good one
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: a classic!!
ᴛɪᴛꜱ ᴜᴘ!
these are my jam
MRS SEPHIROTH
ngl I have a very hard time with normal procedurals, but the weird ones I'm into
snowbogan
forever: very tired immortal helps very frustrated detective solve wierd-ass crimes
vampiricist
I MISS FOREVER SO MUCH!!!!
snowbogan
I WILL BE SALTY FOREVER IT DESERVED FIVE SEASONS AND A MOVIE
vampiricist
omg i found a new one while trying to find the one
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might be talking about
snowbogan
(then there's the mentalist which should have had less seasons)
vampiricist
the inspectors: The series stars Jessica Lundy as a Postal Inspector who investigates crimes relating to U.S. Postal Service mail
vampiricist
fjksld yeah i never got into the mentalist lol
Churby
^this^
snowbogan
i loved the first like three seasons because it struck a balance for me with jane that then just got....worse...and worse...
MRS SEPHIROTH
miss fisher's murder mysteries is also like. a socialite solving crimes
vampiricist
i mean, murder she wrote is a classic
vampiricist
rofl take away some of the mentalist's seasons and give them to forever instead
MRS SEPHIROTH
also fillmore
snowbogan
forever now has four seasons, mentalist has three, the universe is healing
vampiricist
this has been brought on by the fact that grimm is now on peacock and i may have to watch it again
snowbogan
oh man i should give grimm another shot
vampiricist
also if you guys like wacky procedurals, battle creek is hilarious. only one season because of course. fbi agent (with a mysterious past!) josh duhamel comes to a small michigan town to help down on his luck cop dean winters. hijinks ensure
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*ensue
ᴛɪᴛꜱ ᴜᴘ!
you can try So Help Me Todd on CBS
snowbogan
i was too bummed about marie dying because i liked her better
ᴛɪᴛꜱ ᴜᴘ!
it's not.. amazing? but the main characters are a failed PI and his mother who is a defense attorney
ᴛɪᴛꜱ ᴜᴘ!
it's more lighthearted than gritty. i love a lighthearted procedural
vampiricist
lighthearted procedurals are fun!
vampiricist
not everything needs to be law and order
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(my dad and i maintain that one of the core rules of the universe is that one of the law and order series has to have an episode playing on some channel, at all times)
➴ɨռȶʀʊsɨʋɛ ȶɦօȶ
Lucifer actually Satan helps solve crimes
vampiricist
(when are you channel surfing and you DON'T run across an episode of law and order? never)
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➴ɨռȶʀʊsɨʋɛ ȶɦօȶ
: lucifer was great and i need to finish it
MRS SEPHIROTH
ngl I have not seen a single episode of law and order
vampiricist
there's constantine wherein john helps absolutely zero cops but does solve crimes
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he solves crimes despite law enforcement
ᴛɪᴛꜱ ᴜᴘ!
there's Only Murders In The Building, of course
➴ɨռȶʀʊsɨʋɛ ȶɦօȶ
medium was good in th days of yore
ᴛɪᴛꜱ ᴜᴘ!
not me getting recs from this plurk
➴ɨռȶʀʊsɨʋɛ ȶɦօȶ
psychic assists the DAs office in Maricopa county az lol
vampiricist
medium omg i forgot about that one
➴ɨռȶʀʊsɨʋɛ ȶɦօȶ
the one with the pill that made the guy super smart was cut short before it had a chance and that sucks
➴ɨռȶʀʊsɨʋɛ ȶɦօȶ
as well as almost human
vampiricist
i never watched the almost human US version but i did like the UK version
➴ɨռȶʀʊsɨʋɛ ȶɦօȶ
psych is great 👍💯
➴ɨռȶʀʊsɨʋɛ ȶɦօȶ
pretend psychic solves crimes
MRS SEPHIROTH
oh!! I forgot almost human, the sci-fi one
➴ɨռȶʀʊsɨʋɛ ȶɦօȶ
MRS SEPHIROTH
: that's what I'm talking about with robot 😭we could've had it allll
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➴ɨռȶʀʊsɨʋɛ ȶɦօȶ
: yes ;; I rped dorian, I loved it so much
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MRS SEPHIROTH
: I had a Dorian account too 
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➴ɨռȶʀʊsɨʋɛ ȶɦօȶ
: oh!! limitless is the one with the guy with the smart pill
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➴ɨռȶʀʊsɨʋɛ ȶɦօȶ
: 
➴ɨռȶʀʊsɨʋɛ ȶɦօȶ
izombie also counts
➴ɨռȶʀʊsɨʋɛ ȶɦօȶ
brain eating zombie solves crimes using the memories of the brains she's eating and her partner in crime medical examiner boss goes along with it bc science
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Because Science is a valid reason
➴ɨռȶʀʊsɨʋɛ ȶɦօȶ
not me rewatching this bc I plan on bringing ravi back lmfao
Roll Fizzlebeef
I love Psych. Especially all the bits where it calls out the Mentalist.
ʀᴀᴅɪᴀᴛɪᴏɴ ᴋɪɴɢ
I still go rewatch Castle
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at least once a year
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MRS SEPHIROTH
: Fillmore! It ended way too soon. For understandable reasons, but still.
𝓌𝒶𝓎𝓌𝒶𝓇𝒹 𝒶𝓃𝑔𝑒𝓁
I like iZombie wherever she ate brains to help
𝚢𝚞𝚖𝚒
Castle is just really really good. my fave is still the Mentalist but it's a very good concept generally
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Mimi, The No. 1 Ladies' Detective Agency is on HBO Max
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𝚢𝚞𝚖𝚒
: YES! The Mentalist is what I was trying to remember!
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: omg i actually haven't seen the show, i've just read a few of the books, but i'll check it out! it's a great series
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It really is. I was looking for it because I remember when the show aired on HBO because I've read the books through my mom.
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Jill Scott plays the main character and she was fantastic