Snake-Kun
The Department of Permissions is now OPEN. Apply within for permission to do whatever it is you want to do
Saturn Is A Tea
I'm requesting permission to apply for permission to be granted permission.
Snake-Kun
Saturn Is A Tea
: GRANTED
xyzzy
requesting permission to bypass the permission process
Princess Emily
Requesting permission to deny permission to people who are not me
Snake-Kun
xyzzy
: DENIED
Snake-Kun
Princess Emily
: DENIED
owl time
Requesting permission to have another slice of banana bread
Princess Emily
Requesting permission to have my request for permission denied
Snake-Kun
owl time
: GRANTED
Snake-Kun
Princess Emily
: GRANTED
BattroidBattery
oops I wanted the department of premonitions
Snake-Kun
BattroidBattery
: two floors down, take a right from the elevator, room 1207, it’ll be on your left
A Grinning DM
Can I have permission to stand up for myself, please?
magnet
requesting permission to initiate Hyper-Grid Intrusion in the immediate environs of Sol III
Lightning Bolt
Requesting permission to kill
Snake-Kun
A Grinning DM
: GRANTED
Snake-Kun
magnet
: DENIED
Snake-Kun
Lightning Bolt
: GRANTED
GRYPHON KIIIICK
Requesting permission to remove the limiters on the Astral Emodriver Phileon!
Snake-Kun
GRYPHON KIIIICK
: have you dived past level 4?
ғᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ
REQUESTING AUTHORIZATION TO PERFORM FINAL FUSION
Snake-Kun
ғᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ
: APPROVED
Snake-Kun
/smashes glass over button
ғᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ
FINAAAAAL FUUUUUSIIIOOOOOON
Vehrec
Requesting permission to overthrow the nabob of Bengal and begin the British East India Company's rise to mastery of the subcontinent.
Snake-Kun
Vehrec
: DENIED
Vehrec
...Oops, I already did it.
ReJenerator
Requesting permission to continue my training as a swordslesbian.
ReJenerator
(note: if you don't give me permission I will continue in secret, so it doesn't matter.)
Snake-Kun
ReJenerator
: DENIED
Snake-Kun
(It’s more exciting to do it as a secret rebel)
Echo
Requesting permission to bulldoze the shitty condo they're building in my neighborhood and put in a bunch of trees.
Snake-Kun
Echo
: GRANTED