
Master Chieve
The Department of Permissions is now OPEN. Apply within for permission to do whatever it is you want to do

Saturn Is A Tea
I'm requesting permission to apply for permission to be granted permission.

Master Chieve
Saturn Is A Tea
: GRANTED

Quinn Angstrom
requesting permission to bypass the permission process

Princess Emily
Requesting permission to deny permission to people who are not me

Master Chieve
Quinn Angstrom
: DENIED

Master Chieve
Princess Emily
: DENIED

dragon time
Requesting permission to have another slice of banana bread

Princess Emily
Requesting permission to have my request for permission denied

Master Chieve
dragon time
: GRANTED

Master Chieve
Princess Emily
: GRANTED

BattroidBattery
oops I wanted the department of premonitions

Master Chieve
BattroidBattery
: two floors down, take a right from the elevator, room 1207, it’ll be on your left

A Grinning DM
Can I have permission to stand up for myself, please?

magnet
requesting permission to initiate Hyper-Grid Intrusion in the immediate environs of Sol III

Wild Child
Requesting permission to kill

Master Chieve
A Grinning DM
: GRANTED

Master Chieve
magnet
: DENIED

Master Chieve
Wild Child
: GRANTED

MundersOWundus
Requesting permission to remove the limiters on the Astral Emodriver Phileon!

Master Chieve
MundersOWundus
: have you dived past level 4?

ғᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ
REQUESTING AUTHORIZATION TO PERFORM FINAL FUSION

Master Chieve
ғᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ
: APPROVED

Master Chieve
/smashes glass over button

ғᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ
FINAAAAAL FUUUUUSIIIOOOOOON

Vehrec
Requesting permission to overthrow the nabob of Bengal and begin the British East India Company's rise to mastery of the subcontinent.

Master Chieve
Vehrec
: DENIED

Vehrec
...Oops, I already did it.

Le Comtesse
Requesting permission to continue my training as a swordslesbian.

Le Comtesse
(note: if you don't give me permission I will continue in secret, so it doesn't matter.)

Master Chieve
Le Comtesse
: DENIED

Master Chieve
(It’s more exciting to do it as a secret rebel)

Echo
Requesting permission to bulldoze the shitty condo they're building in my neighborhood and put in a bunch of trees.

Master Chieve
Echo
: GRANTED