[work] my asian patients, ever hopeful: do you speak any chinese
me, the most banana asian: unless you count being able to order in a restaurant, no, sorry

I always feel like I am letting the team down ^^'

but also: I grew up mostly in australia, I sound (apparently) british

I am the least likely to be able to speak chinese

heck my japanese is better than my chinese, and my japanese basically consists of phrases like "YOU ARE THE MURDERER" so

lol

Iwatchtoomuchanime

XDD