I just don't understand the appeal of sampo, somehow. I know people want to fuck him but. why tho.

(I just got a random text from him, is what spawned this)

unrelated: now that I have met topaz the fact that my best preservation light cone for the trailblazer has her on it irritates me

also it's a very... titty light cone

like. just. very titty forward

the appeal of sampo is that he's a used car salesman who is hot

some people just go all in for the most questionable motherfucker they can find

fair

i watched someone become a sampo liker in real time, i still cant pinpoint the appeal. its not attraction either they just like his weird suspicious vibes

I mean I enjoy him as a weird conman full of secrets, I just don't. think he's that hot?

if he does turn out to be a stellaron hunter that will be interesting

I learned some more things about Blade yesterday

honestly I think the most interested in sampo I've been was when we had that weird dream where he was talking directly to the camera

oh god I got a light cone choice thing and one of them is. hanya holding xueyi's corpse

as I gradually learn mandarin characters I'm like. TELL ME WHICH CHARACTERS ARE IN THIS MINOR NPC'S NAME I WANT TO KNOW WHAT IT MEANS. wait actually I bet the wiki has it brb

oh I was totally right about the gong in master gongshu being the same as the one in gongzi I absolutely read the implications there right I'm so pleased with myself

the shu could mean, of course, one of several completely different things

输 shū to lose; to be beaten / (bound form) to transport / (literary) to donate; to contribute / (coll.) to enter (a password)

probably he doesn't have a name that insults him? 'to contribute' would be fitting for his personality

also I am very curious whether the weird fart joke sushang keeps calling dan heng is also a fart joke in chinese

i have a friend who is a full on sampo fangirl and i simply do not see the appeal

I think part of it for me is his expression

this is not sexy to me

Also I do not like his weird mini mullet with frosted ends

Also he’s not even like a very good scam artist? It’s possible he’s being an incompetent con man as a cover for Other Purposes while he’s doing stellaron hunter shit or something but

he's 100% for sure a masked fool, but given their MO it doesnt discount him being the stellaron hunters sam and that drives me nuts

I’m still annoyed that he was a guide option for the museum right after he was revealed as having orchestrated it being robbed blind. No you should not be in the museum you should be ARRESTED. No I am not going to protect you from the law you have thrown me under the bus at every opportunity

i protected him from the law. i realized there was no way theyd let me arrest him, and figured itd be funnier to give him the thumbs up

i make too many decisions in hsr based off what i think would be funny probably LMAO

I mean fair lmao

I told yukong my greatest weakness was my inability to jump because it was funny