Dr Sheepenstein
January commentary! Welcome to 2024!
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starting with Arthur and Trevor's unexpected moment of bonding, lmao
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"we might be fucked up but at least we knew we were actually loved"
Goose Botherer
please imagine Jedao staring at that post fully "well I HAVE THOUGHTS but I'm sure as fuck not going to go to the trouble of putting them into words for Nathaniel"
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loooool
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Kira🌵 the juxtaposition between these two eiffel+hakkai threads is so funny
Kira🌵
Hakkai is FULLY carrying all the emotional energy of thread 1 into thread 2 but in his own special way where it just raises the internal pressure
Dr Sheepenstein
Sᴄᴀʀᴇᴅᴇᴠɪʟ. for some reason i just think it's very funny that arthur and lestat are just very clinically discussing Why The Fuck He's An Inmate
Sᴄᴀʀᴇᴅᴇᴠɪʟ.
LMAO honestly it's very nice for me
Sᴄᴀʀᴇᴅᴇᴠɪʟ.
the thing about lestat is he will absolutely tell you he's an inmate because of the murder and the vague torture of said murder victims and just being Not A Good Guy, but he will never tell you all the mental/emotional reasons so this is refreshing to dissect
Dr Sheepenstein
arthur is also weirdly good at cutting to the quick of emotional issues, for someone who's so viciously opposed to discussing his own, so it's fun whenever i get a chance for that to actually work in some way, haha
Sᴄᴀʀᴇᴅᴇᴠɪʟ.
this is a pretty big point in lestat's near-graduation too so i'm QUITE PLEASED
Sᴄᴀʀᴇᴅᴇᴠɪʟ.
these two can just chat it out without beating around the bush
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slam dunks AC early for once
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...also Reid's just delighted they're talking
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https://images.plurk.com/2GAQ0CU39RxxRrwHTviYzN.png ........arthur
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eiffel takes his job as a communications officer very seriously guys
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𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘤𝘦 𝘢𝘳𝘤𝘢𝘯𝘢
ewwwww nooooooo
𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘤𝘦 𝘢𝘳𝘤𝘢𝘯𝘢
he is a COLD HARD MAN OF SCIENCE who doesn't have weak shit like FEELINGS
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don't you fucking dare make his job harder than it already is hilbert
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anstaar
arthur has to deal with so much
anstaar
how much and who nat looks up to is definitely on the list
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𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘤𝘦 𝘢𝘳𝘤𝘢𝘯𝘢 arthur won't touch all that nationalist bullshit if he can help it, but by god if you fuck up his boy he's coming for you
𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘤𝘦 𝘢𝘳𝘤𝘢𝘯𝘢
congrats Arthur, you unlocked the way to make Hilbert just take a pause: mention his kid
anstaar
nat behavior when it comes to anyone he looks up to:
PSA - I learned It By Watching You!
anstaar
i also think it's funny that nathaniel started looking up to hilbert because of warren. he made his crimes sound cool <3
𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘤𝘦 𝘢𝘳𝘤𝘢𝘯𝘢
that's because his crimes ARE cool, uh, wait, he means don't test your murdervirus on people who can't consent to it
anstaar
hilbert has been very good for him. but did begin (and still kind of continues) to involve the starry eyed opinion that testing your murdervirus on people is totally cool
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hilbert: people are being racist and stupid and i'm pissed about it!!
arthur: i know this and you're valid, however if you fuck up my boy i'll still end you
hilbert: ...honestly fair
𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘤𝘦 𝘢𝘳𝘤𝘢𝘯𝘢
Hilbert is well aware that he is a creepy weirdo and is never going to beat the creepy weirdo allegations, lmao
𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘤𝘦 𝘢𝘳𝘤𝘢𝘯𝘢
but also, if you're gonna dislike him, actually do it for valid reasons??? what the hell Maggie and B, your rationale sucks
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Eiffel deserves compensation for being willing to be the creepy weirdo translator/friend
anstaar
Eiffel was also physically attacked by Nat for reasons of Hilbert. so like. so much compensation on many fronts
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honestly arthur has nothing personal against hilbert, like sure he's russian but he actually doesn't give much of a shit about that. he's way more worried that the only person nathaniel actively finds respectable and enjoys the company of on this stupid ship will make him regress in some way
𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘤𝘦 𝘢𝘳𝘤𝘢𝘯𝘢
if Hilbert makes Nathaniel regress from some way, Kyoko will appear from 1840s England solely for the purpose of breaking kneecaps
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she already gets to suckerpunch arthur for not graduating him by christmas, lmao
𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘤𝘦 𝘢𝘳𝘤𝘢𝘯𝘢
tiny angry ladies get shit done
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minkowski and melanie king immediately popped into my brain so hard
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we don't even have canon heights for them they just FEEL like short queens
𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘤𝘦 𝘢𝘳𝘤𝘢𝘯𝘢
minkowski is 100% the shortest person on that ship for the first two seasons (possibly all seasons?) because the vibes would be IMMACULATE
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eiffel was the tallest and minkowski was the shortest, and then the SI-5 came along
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i do still think that minkowski and jacobi were the same height bc that's the funniest possible outcome for both of them to be mad at
𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘤𝘦 𝘢𝘳𝘤𝘢𝘯𝘢
that is a peak funny suggestion and I am here for it
𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘤𝘦 𝘢𝘳𝘤𝘢𝘯𝘢
i also think that lovelace is an inch or two taller than hilbert just because she would absolutely harass him with that before everything went to shit on their first mission
Kira🌵
... that is very funny, I accept this headcanon
Kira🌵
(both the lovelace height and the minkowski/jacobi height)
Dr Sheepenstein
where's my height list, i wrote one up ages ago
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which makes it doubly funny that jacobi took reinner on in a fucking fist fight
𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘤𝘦 𝘢𝘳𝘤𝘢𝘯𝘢
jacobi is just one of those chihuahuas that try to go at a fuckin german shepherd
Kota
That's cuz Jacobi is a dumbass badass
Dr Sheepenstein
Tim: both is good
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also i love that all the people eiffel genuinely looks up to are shorter than him
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(plus the idea of cutter with his lil monkey butler who is like nearly a head taller than him just lurking in the background)
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I wish Kyoko and Willa had a chance to meet sdjkfsd
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LORD
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also yes, agreed on heights
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also i love that hilbert agrees with eiffel bc he genuinely likes him, as much as he denies it, but he agrees with arthur because he likes nathaniel
𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘤𝘦 𝘢𝘳𝘤𝘢𝘯𝘢
he only has like five friends, okay
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Kira🌵 hakkai making all sorts of stressful revelations about himself with this thread with eiffel
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turns out when you push all the problems into a bottle, they don't magically go away!
Kira🌵
NOPE
Kira🌵
hakkai is generally better about being aware of his emotions these days but if it comes to a choice between being fully present in his own feelings about this and being there for jedao who's wrecked really bad, it's bottle time
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so maybe redirecting it is probably not like, the healthiest coping mechanism, but it is the simplest!
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𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘤𝘦 𝘢𝘳𝘤𝘢𝘯𝘢 THANK YOU HILBERT for agreeing his asshole kid is the best
𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘤𝘦 𝘢𝘳𝘤𝘢𝘯𝘢
his kid is awful and petty and a nightmare and Hilbert LOVES HIM
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no citations John is way more nervous than this than Arthur, Arthur thinks Una would be delighted
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both by the novelty and by being able to help a friend
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Arthur is correct.
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arthur waggling the mask around, una's pupils dilate like a cat getting zoomies
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A new thing!
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i love how everyone would die for john
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no dying!!
Kira🌵
Hakkai is going to be very upset when he finds out John was killed!
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Kira🌵 : awww Hakkai
Kira🌵
he is extremely protective of all his good friends 8(
Dr Sheepenstein
hakkai is an excellent friend
floofdoodle
Just wanted to note this threadjack
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aww, cute
floofdoodle
EAT THE ANTS
floofdoodle
THEY ARE DELCIOUS
floofdoodle
Hunter's rad, in case you didn't know
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hgjds awwww
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ⲱⲓⲧⲥⲏⲩ ⲱⲟⲙⲁⲛ no citations you guys can skip arthur for a minute, he's just enjoying the view from the outside
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Figuratively
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also i think there's something hilarious that like, the first person outside of norton/una/john/jedao to know sheehan and arthur are dating is fuckin Nathaniel
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and only because he stalks Arthur
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and needed the concept of relationships explained to him
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it's cute that both of them have two people on their team, actually
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possibly one of the most low-key relationships on the barge
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especially when half the barge thinks John And Arthur Are Married
floofdoodle
I mean, aren't they?
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only to get divorced
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hey hey they're doing good!
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they are! they're genuinely doing so good at the moment, it's fucking precious
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canon coming in with the metal chair
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the canon updates gonna be roooouuuuuugh
Kira🌵
it's less "married to get divorced" and more "arranged marriage for the Earth planar citizenship"
Dr Sheepenstein
i'd argue shotgun marriage that john IMMEDIATELY regretted and then they both grew into it
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i'm so glad it has the clip at the end of everyone going YAY sdfsdf
Dr Sheepenstein
i love that arthur has a bracelet that lets him turn into a full-ass giant siberian tiger (thanks florian)
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and so far he has SOLELY used it to cuddle nathaniel when their talks get too emotional
Kira🌵
... that's amazing
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i'm excited for the day he gets to use it in a thread with someone else, ahaha
Kira🌵
he is going to surprise that person a whole lot
Goose Botherer
Jedao, immediately: hot
Dr Sheepenstein
i don't think it would actually work to do more than jumpscare anyone given the general scale of threats the ship faces on the regular, but it would be a fun surprise threat
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tiger to the face
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nobody expects the siberian tiger to the face
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thanks nat for immediately confirming arthur sucks making arthur feel like the bad guy for trying to give you something nice
anstaar
nathaniel: my approach is helped by the bit where i don't feel guilt
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Nathaniel: what if I don't want you to use your deal on me?
Arthur: Fine
Arthur: I'll use it on John
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John: Jokes on you it helps you out too!
Kira🌵
nat, unsure how not to be painfully blunt at all times
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John: especially since with a body I can PICK YOU UP AND SHAKE YOU
anstaar
ⲱⲓⲧⲥⲏⲩ ⲱⲟⲙⲁⲛ : Nathaniel is not sure why 'I'll use my deal on John wasn't a win for him. But also he believes he did manage win so doesn't think about it
anstaar
Kira🌵 : he and Arthur have a sort of honesty agreement! so tbf Nat is unsure how to be honest without being painfully blunt
Kira🌵
it is wonderful (LOL)
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anstaar : it's absolutely a win for him.
anstaar
ⲱⲓⲧⲥⲏⲩ ⲱⲟⲙⲁⲛ : also progress is that nathaniel is genuinely not trying to use john as a weapon in the conversation. success might vary, but as a matter of intention
Dr Sheepenstein
https://images.plurk.com/1xrhrxSYCOrLvC3G7ujDKc.jpg y'all are fuckin rude
anstaar
arthur: it seems like john and nathaniel are talking about stuff?
arthur: oh, i see, it's just insulting me
Dr Sheepenstein
arthur: not sure what else i might have expected, really
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and yet, are they INACCURATE
anstaar
as nathaniel (basically) said, it's only worth the insults because of caring about arthur. also him describing irritation: very funny
ⲱⲓⲧⲥⲏⲩ ⲱⲟⲙⲁⲛ
exactly "god, we love him a great deal and his bullshit self-worth is FRUSTRATING"
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