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[ffxv] for new years, i'm staying up to actually get through the main storyline again lmao
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for those just tuning in: i have aggressively been ignoring Sword Behind The Waterfall for an ungodly amount of days
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but i've cleared out all the side stuff i possibly can (I think) and the game is locking me from Vesperpool until I actually pay attention, so!
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did a new plurk for this just because i got really active in that last one and i didn't want to make it past 200 comments
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goes to murder a snake while i'm down there
sᴋᴜʟʟʏ ᴊ ɢʀᴀᴠᴇs
you got this!!!
Nancy Crawfish
Story time!
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I have got to use more hi-elixirs, gladio keeps picking them up and i'm so full lkajsdf
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it feels like you should be able to hop across the rocks on the river right in front of the waterfall, and that i actually can't dismays me
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took you a hot second to turn on your damn flashlight, huh, noct
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.....prompto complaining about the chill while completely shirtless because of the outfit i have him in
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i am so sorry, buddy, hold on, let me dress you up
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analyzing imps and seeing they're weak to cold while. in a blizzard. is very funny.o
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> prompto: lmao your tips just got frosted dude
> noct, with good priorities: really? how's it look?
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current fear: the blue sparkle of items will get lost in the blue sparkle of. ice.
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found a map piece!!!!
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oracle ascension coin..... that slut was here
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tries to take a screenshot. fucks up. ends up sliding down ice and accidentally exits a battle.
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went back up and she disappeared completely aldkfjasjlkdfa
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noct and prompto's link strike with the broadsword is so funny
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prompto, can you even lift that thing
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> Ignis: Noct, if I may...
> Noct: don't ask.
> Gladio: We're lost.
> Noct: Don't answer!!!!
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three mindflayers, but they approach one at a time with their lackeys, and i'm like
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fuck you guys, i fought your WAY HIGHER LEVEL COUSINS and don't fear god, let's go
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oh shit, i can conjure the armiger properly
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now the real question is, will i remember this command
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> Game: Would you like to warp back to the entrance?
> James: oh, no, I think I'll walk, there's a path I want to check out
> Game: Okay. :-) /punishes noct with a migraine
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I KNOW THE CUTSCENE PROBABLY WOULD HAVE HAPPENED ANYWAY, BUT. IT IS FUNNY. TO ME. HOW IT HAPPENED.
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only way to figure out this new mechanic is by throwing myself into difficult bossfights SO TIME TO FIGHT ANOTHER SNAKE seriously where do they keep coming from you'd think such a giant pissed off breed of snake would be more territorial, give it like a week or something
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> James, spacing out, fighting a giant snake, trying out this new mechanic: ..........................................fuckin. wait. the armiger iS JUST NOCTIS'S LIMIT BREAK ISN'T IT
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talk to a girl, get a migraine
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cheers, buddy
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dyucik
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fuck
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i'm jusst
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giong over to the overlook to usse the binoculars as the main quest demands, right
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except then i see. fuckin. hobo mcgee over there
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literally go "THIS bitch" out loud
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and i went. to go. take a screenshot.
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but my fingers must have fumbled aND INSTEAD, NOCT DOES A COMPLETE U-TURN
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JUST
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"OH, IT'S THIS WEIRDO, WE'LL GO TO ANOTHER PLATFORM, BYE"
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noctis, just a heads up, but if a weirdo who throws coins at your face offers to take you somehower, just say no
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stranger danger
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don't get into his car no matter what he tells you
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also is no one going to go
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"wow, ardyn, that's a weird and unique name, that almost sounds liKE THE NAME OF THE COUNCILOR OF THE COUNTRY THAT JUST INVADED MY HOME CITY"
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"YOU WOULDN'T HAPPEN TO KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THAT, WOULD YOU, SIR WHO IS THROWING AROUND COINS THAT CAN ONLY BE FOUND IN THE OTHER COUNTRY, WOULD YOU"
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"MOTHERFUCKER"
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like noctis, please, we read his name in the archives not long ago, you should know the names of politicians or whatever the fuck you could say ardyn is, you're the crown prince
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noctis pleasse
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y'all better not share the car with him, go in the regalia, please
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PROMPTO, DO NOT WALK NEXT TO HIM TO HIS CAR
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swear to god they did not teach stranger danger in your guys' school
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these men have not slept for a full two days and here i am making them drive behind the most sketch motherfucker on this continent
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sorry guys i promise you'll get to sleep. at some point.
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ANYWAY THAT'S CHAPTER 3 DONE WITH lets see where this bad life choice takes us
Nancy Crawfish
Share the car with this charming and interesting stranger who definitely isn’t evil!
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"the self-styled man of no consequence" yeah he's self styled
Nancy Crawfish
Carpool! Carpool!
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No one else would take responsibility for that style
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> Ardyn: Just to be clear, this isn't a race
> James: you saying that makes me want to ram you off the road and take first place now tho
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it'll scuff up the regalia, but it's fine, that's what we have cindy for
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love that noctis is just groaning ALRIGHT ALRIGHT at all these road rules ardyn is trying to give
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"OK, OK, WHATEVER, I KNOW HOW TO DRIVE A CAR"
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> Ardyn: I'm not one for camping
> Gladio: [sims opinion go down symbol over his head]
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.................wait blow the beast whistle what are you giving me now, game
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luna flashback!
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> Game: talk to ardyn
> James: no, luna time instead
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> Noctis: This better not be a set up
> Ardyn: Have I give you reason to doubt me?
> James: your everything
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i maintain that we could have entered with a little bit of bullshit, and that following the lead of a guy who can tell an enemy blockade to just open up is Bad but hey
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> Gladio: What a weirdo
> Ignis: One I hope we never meet again
> Prompto: whoa there, little harsh there, don't you think?
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no
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could be harsher
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shout out to gladio for apparently jumping down after noct down a cliff with ZERO hesitation
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yo wassup titan
Calliente
Gladio would die for Noct without even thinking twice about it, it's one of his gay charm points
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talk
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TALK THAT INCREASED NOCT'S STRENGTH BY 50% OK
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fuckin imperial troops again
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THERE'S THE TRAP WE KNEW WAS COMING
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i think i should be allowed to kick imperial magitek troops off cliffs
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i think that would add something to this encounter
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"fend for your life" i do that literally every day, game, don't have to tell me twice
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i just assume that's the default
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......and then the game won't let me hit f to get out, thanks game
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*there8
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POINTS AT THE IMPERIAL SOLDIERS
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I KNEW IT
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noct please stop fighting titan and instead just cockblock whatever the nifs are doing
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just assume that you fucking over whatever they're doing does the world good
Nancy Crawfish
Prompto is the one who’s willing to give Ardyn the benefit of the doubt and I love him for it
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oh! noct, your gf!
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YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS, SHIPS GOING DOWN
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shoves ardyn down the ramp
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ardyn stop talking while noct has a migraine
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if that were me and some smarmy guy who talks too much was Talking Too Much at me while i had a migraine, i would get up that ramp and shove him off it into lava and then lay on the floor
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and that would be that
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WAIT FUCK I DIDN'T HAVE THE NIXPERIENCE BAND ON FUCK -
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well. i'm reloading.
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................i had 600k what will that get me -
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............level 61
Calliente
CACKLING
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GAME STOP LEVELING ME UP WHEN I CLEAR A CHAPTER AND I WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF COMBAT OK WHAT THE HELL
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at least the section/chapter isn't long so it's not the worst regaming i've had to do, but,
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doing this driving section again, and i wish the regalia had a horn so that i could harass ardyn this way
Nancy Crawfish
Ardyn is a horrible goose who deserves HONK HONK HONK
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BACK TO WHERE I WAS BEFORE I ACCIDENTALLY LEVELED UP
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oh fuck right ARDYN YOU MADE ME LOSE MY CAR YOU MOTHERFUCKER
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I JUST GOT THE PAINT JOB DONE
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several days later...... let me - oh hey it's that ravus bitch
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THEY'RE STEALING MY CAR
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dog
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oh hi gentiana
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locate the three runestones of ramuh hidden around duscae
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treasure hunt.......
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feeds the boys before sending them tromping around in a storm without their car
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gets into a fight with imperials on the road just because they stole my fucking car
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> Imperials: /put giant robots on the road to stop people
> four rowdy boys: /just go through some bushes
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all the tech in the world, and they're still fuckin dumb
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> Store sign: Due to road closures, we're out of ebony coffee
> Gladio: ........We can't let him see this
> Noctis, sounding like he's enjoying himself a little: he'd be crushed
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"Make for the storm center and let judgment be passed" can't t hey just cut me a break instead tho
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consider
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OH HEY FOCIAH HOLLOW IS OPENED NOW
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excellent, that one was bugging me because it was one of the only dungeons on the map i couldn't enter
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on account of
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being caved in
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cackles like a fucking hyena at the imperial troops coming up the hill to corner me, and my chocobo flying right over
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BYE, FUCKERS
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i was outrunning you sonsabitches in chocobo from the very start, i don't need my car!!!!!
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but also give it the fuck back
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i am now at eight magic flasks
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well, there goes prompto
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sorry, ma'm, i tried to help, but i think ig ave the wrong answer
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both might have been, but hey
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squints at that fucking plane
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TIME TO STEAL BACK MY CAR
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> Noctis: It was Cindy
> Prompto: What!? You can't talk to you like that!?
> Noctis: I can. I just did.
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anyway, i think that's enough for 2023
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