Ziri✖O
so i have been informed i have. very silly names for gatchahoyorail characters because there's a million of them and I cannot keep all of them straight (ha!)
L'fuckingChaim
well THERE'S your first problem (ha)
wormfather
i've been tagging against a motherfucker called wriothesley so i can believe this
Ziri✖O
✿Oli❁Shine✿ do you want to drop the incriminating evidence
L'fuckingChaim
that is, unfortunately for me, his fucking name
L'fuckingChaim
I call him Rizzo when he doesn't get dignity
✿Oli❁Shine✿
LMAO I CAN ONLY SPEAK IT bc mobile and lazy but yeah
✿Oli❁Shine✿
Kazuha is Rooster Twink
Ziri✖O
LISTEN. HE LOOKS LIKE ONE!!!
Ziri✖O
FANCY ROOSTER LAD
L'fuckingChaim
no no you're correct
✿Oli❁Shine✿
and "oh my gosh and they were roommates" needs no explanation, iykyk
✿Oli❁Shine✿
IT IS CORRECT
L'fuckingChaim
yeye we all know and they were roommates
Ziri✖O
I HAVE ONLY EVER HEARD TO THEM REFERRED THAT WAY but honestly I DO know their names because I am in constant contact with Alhaitham and Kaveh Roomates enjoyers
L'fuckingChaim
^_^
L'fuckingChaim
that's just what they're CALLED
Ziri✖O
MY POHONE KNOWS HOW TO SPELKL ALHAITHAM
Ziri✖O
MY PHONE
Ziri✖O
it's learning Wriothesley at the moment but it's starting to ping me on that one too
Ziri✖O
Neuvillette is a work in progress
Ziri✖O
(handsome waternoodle man and dashing wooferman yes good)
L'fuckingChaim
my phone knows all of them by now which means rizzo gets dignity more often when I'm on mobile
Ziri✖O
i take the woofman, i put him in my pokit, i skitter away into the night
L'fuckingChaim
hey no I was using that
✿Oli❁Shine✿
LMAO
Ziri✖O
okayyyyy /gives back
L'fuckingChaim
we share!
Ziri✖O
also I know who sampo is but only because i put in a proxy reserve for someone and claimed he was from gatcha impact
L'fuckingChaim
lmao
L'fuckingChaim
his used-car-salesman ass
Ziri✖O
I WAS TRYING TO SUBMIT IT SUPER FAST AND DID IT ON REFLEX I WAS SO EMBARRASSED
✿Oli❁Shine✿
honkai genshin rail
Ziri✖O
EVERYONE WAS LAUGHING ABOUT IT FOR THE REST OF THE DAY I FELT SO DUMB
✿Oli❁Shine✿
PATS GENTLY
Ziri✖O
it's him, sampo gatcha hoyo rail
Ziri✖O
okay but i think I'm up to knowing exactly ten(????)
Ziri✖O
i think ten??
Ziri✖O
gatcha impacts???
Ziri✖O
maybe more than ten idk
✿Oli❁Shine✿
gets out the rolodex
Ziri✖O
Zhongli (has sexy statues of him, supposedly beefcake rock daddy dragon), much contracts, v tea
L'fuckingChaim
okay. I know I'm contributed to roommates and middle-aged wolfman
FʀᴏᴍTʜᴇFɪʀᴇ
wormfather : do you want to know the worst thing about rizzo (affectionate)
Ziri✖O
Diluc, redhead much wine
FʀᴏᴍTʜᴇFɪʀᴇ
it's pronounced writhes-lee
wormfather
hmm, no, i refuse
Ziri✖O
YII I ACTUALLY LOOKED UP HOW TO PRONOUNCE IT BECAUSE I just
Ziri✖O
was having a time
wormfather
i refuse to learn this thing actually
✿Oli❁Shine✿
yeah that's the literal pronunciation of the name in the real world so
FʀᴏᴍTʜᴇFɪʀᴇ
it's an old timey british nobility name
L'fuckingChaim
well TECHNICALLY we don't KNOW how it's pronounced because the family that used it died out a couple centuries before audio recording
Ziri✖O
Kaeya, eyepatch frosty man I have seen SO MUCH of him and diluc and some of it is in the bible but my gosh
L'fuckingChaim
--I mean a lot of things are in the bible
FʀᴏᴍTʜᴇFɪʀᴇ
yeah what cygna said
L'fuckingChaim
notably, Cain and Abel are in the bible
Ziri✖O
so much is in the bible but for reals
L'fuckingChaim
but also, Lot's daughters
Ziri✖O
I have seen so much of them
FʀᴏᴍTʜᴇFɪʀᴇ
but the guy who made it up was originally named wrythe
wormfather
one could say too many things are in the bible
Ziri✖O
what horrible name did I give scaramouche
Ziri✖O
i couldn't remember OH WAIT BOWLCUT TWINK
L'fuckingChaim
I mean his canon name of academic record is Hat Guy
L'fuckingChaim
so. what're you going to do that's worse?
Ziri✖O
I couldn't remember his name but it came out as like "bowlcut yandere puppet twink"
✿Oli❁Shine✿
this is also true
L'fuckingChaim
what I'm getting here is that I need to wordvomit about the ladies more in your presence
FʀᴏᴍTʜᴇFɪʀᴇ
yeah hey i did also very specfically teach you about furina
FʀᴏᴍTʜᴇFɪʀᴇ
hi it's me i'm ot3 georg
Ziri✖O
itto was actually on his first appearance when my not!twin tried to get me into gatcha impact and handed me too much Real Cashmonies and told me it was so I might be able to get him and tha'ts when I realized I was not allowed to play Gatcha Impact I KNOW WHO FURINA IS I WAS GOING IN ORDER
Ziri✖O
kind of order
Ziri✖O
some sort of order
Ziri✖O
the order in which my brain spits things out who knows
Ziri✖O
uhhhhh
Ziri✖O
who else
Ziri✖O
squints
ʜɪɢʜ ᴇʟᴅᴇʀ 🐉
looks pointedly at you
Ziri✖O
handsome water noodle man is Neuvilette obviously
Ziri✖O
I KNOW WHO CYNO AND TIGHNARI ARE I WAS GETTING THERE
ʜɪɢʜ ᴇʟᴅᴇʀ 🐉
that's right!!
Ziri✖O
again i ahve seen so much of them and some of it is in the bible my gosh i have seen so much of them
L'fuckingChaim
so much, of each of them
Ziri✖O
more like their insides i mean
ʜɪɢʜ ᴇʟᴅᴇʀ 🐉
my boys
Ziri✖O
I was exposed to half of these characters naked before I knew what they were from twitter went absolutely feral
FʀᴏᴍTʜᴇFɪʀᴇ
if you want someone to tldr at you about fontaine characters i am your man unfortunately
L'fuckingChaim
feral implies twitter was once domesticated
Ziri✖O
I FINALLY LEARNED THE PROtAGS HAVE ACTUAL NAMES aether and lumine and im gonna bite whoever made them look that young
Ziri✖O
i mean i do want to put the water noodledragon in my pocket so.
Ziri✖O
ummmm who else....
Ziri✖O
ayato kamisato???
Ziri✖O
who has a siiiister?????
Ziri✖O
/elevator music intensifies as brain turns like microwave plate
L'fuckingChaim
yes! her name is ayaka and she is the superior sibling, he would be the first to say this
Ziri✖O
THOMA!!! that was it
Ziri✖O
also childe, the other stabby yandere but ginger this time
Ziri✖O
who really should've been up near the top because he was also one of the first gatchas i knew of
L'fuckingChaim
I wouldn't call him yandere bc I have Childe Opinions but he is double stabby as a treat
FʀᴏᴍTʜᴇFɪʀᴇ
yeah he's not yandere
Ziri✖O
in my defense these are the Dumb Nicknames I've Given Them to Tell Who's Who based on fandom exposure not canon exposure
FʀᴏᴍTʜᴇFɪʀᴇ
he's zenos but if zenos was from a normal homelife that taught him that other people have emotions instead of... that
L'fuckingChaim
yeah, half zenos, half boy next door
FʀᴏᴍTʜᴇFɪʀᴇ
all chaos
L'fuckingChaim
also if more people in zenos's life had been able to kick his ass
Ziri✖O
tighnari does not get a dumb nickname because he's super cute and very fluffy and i want to shove him in my pocket also
L'fuckingChaim
childe isn't on the low end of the power scale storywise, but he's not on the high end yet either
Ziri✖O
cyno escaped yugi-oh and that's about the extent of my knowledge other than watching his va be ridiculous on youtube
Ziri✖O
also he IS justice but...cards tho
ʜɪɢʜ ᴇʟᴅᴇʀ 🐉
these are correct yes
Ziri✖O
I keep getting reminded there's a pirate lady lesbian (red??? much boobas????) that I keep getting told I would probably like
Ziri✖O
I know there's pirate lesbians, I can't possibly be wrong about there being pirate lesbians
Ziri✖O
there's also the "who let the toddler have BOMBS she is SO SMALL"
L'fuckingChaim
YES beidou is pirate admiral lesbian
L'fuckingChaim
she's so badass
L'fuckingChaim
swoon
wormfather
my question, as i briefly pop in knowing nothing, is "how do you not like pirate lesbians"
Ziri✖O
THANK YOU beidou i'm so glad I can describe them so badly and people still know who I'm talking about
Ziri✖O
wormfather : RIGHT It;s PIRATE LESBIANS!!!!
L'fuckingChaim
I was actively thinking about whether I should mention pirate lesbians
L'fuckingChaim
technically only one of them is a pirate
Ziri✖O
i knowwwww there's a tiny zombie who doesn't remember anything but is doing her best
L'fuckingChaim
the other is the head of government
Ziri✖O
okay but they're in lesbians with each other right
FʀᴏᴍTʜᴇFɪʀᴇ
technically there's only one pirate lesbian as her girlfriend is the head of the government of merchantland
L'fuckingChaim
^
Ziri✖O
because i feel like that makes the head of the government kinda pirate by marriage
✿Oli❁Shine✿
qiqi best zombie
Ziri✖O
qiqi doing her best and i love her
Ziri✖O
also spooky ghost girl who is somehow??? boss??
Ziri✖O
zhongli's boss???
L'fuckingChaim
qiqi is doing her best, which is not amazing because she's dead, but we love her
Ziri✖O
idk????
L'fuckingChaim
hu tao!
L'fuckingChaim
she's the funeral director!
L'fuckingChaim
zhongli is her employee, yes
FʀᴏᴍTʜᴇFɪʀᴇ
for the record when my finances loosen up i'm definitely making you draw rizzo/furina and making the whole fandom big mad about the rarepair part of the ot3 being the only one that's doing the sex
✿Oli❁Shine✿
every time I open a treasure and she's like "treasure! do we... like... treasure???" I just cry
L'fuckingChaim
memes aside, Qiqi is the one standard banner character I don't have
Ziri✖O
furina who broke things but somehow everything got fixed and there were two of her because....sundering???
Ziri✖O
idk but hey at least fontaine didn't become the new atlantis it's fine don't worry about it
L'fuckingChaim
Fontaine is also the old atlantis it's fine don't worry about it
FʀᴏᴍTʜᴇFɪʀᴇ
incorrect. fontaine is one of AT LEAST TWO old atlantises
Ziri✖O
yeah don't worry about it it's not like we keep primordial soup in the Autonomous Nation of The Hole We Throw People Into
FʀᴏᴍTʜᴇFɪʀᴇ
enkanomiya is also there
Ziri✖O
i probably got that moniker wrong but eh
L'fuckingChaim
Fontaine is possibly two atlantises stack on top of each other and no that's right
Ziri✖O
it's 1am i didn't sleep much last night im doing this as Wrong Answers Only it's fine
L'fuckingChaim
technically the soup is not "in" the autonomous nation of hole, just underneath it with the nation of hole acting like a cork. this is fine. nothing bad will happen.
Ziri✖O
there's supposedly a narwhal but I haven't seen it and I want to and I'm mad I can't find pics of it
FʀᴏᴍTʜᴇFɪʀᴇ
unfortuantely i'm too invested in the lore of EVERY genshin atlantis because they are, in fact, all connected
Ziri✖O
im not surprised
L'fuckingChaim
I must inform you that the narwhal is a humpback whale unicorn
L'fuckingChaim
and not. a narwhal. shapewise.
✿Oli❁Shine✿
it's true
Ziri✖O
also i know nahida because she's smol and cute and i kept getting swamped with hoyo ads for a while
FʀᴏᴍTʜᴇFɪʀᴇ
cygna can you get the narwhal cutscene it's on the official youbtoob
Ziri✖O
okay but still it's a whale with a funky tooth it's narwhal adjacent
lyrebright
we love nahida
✿Oli❁Shine✿
nahida is perfect and can do no wrong, even neuvillette agrees
FʀᴏᴍTʜᴇFɪʀᴇ
i would but uhhhhh i'm on mobile hotspot and MY DATA
Ziri✖O
nahida is babie but also not because tiny deeennnndro????? god
Ziri✖O
is dendro the leaf/life element
✿Oli❁Shine✿
yeah she's only 500
L'fuckingChaim
zis vun
✿Oli❁Shine✿
and yes dendro
Ziri✖O
geo, hydro,
Ziri✖O
uhhhh
lyrebright
me when i continue to work on my post fontaine aq furina novel: furina nahida besties agenda
✿Oli❁Shine✿
geo, hydro, cryo, pyro, dendro, electro, anemo
lyrebright
electro pyro cryo
Ziri✖O
thank!!!!
lyrebright
OH ANEMO i always forget anemo
Ziri✖O
i was trying to count them on my fingers but im falling asleep
FʀᴏᴍTʜᴇFɪʀᴇ
technically in order it's anemo geo electro dendro hydro pyro cryo
✿Oli❁Shine✿
as it should be, rip in lazy, venti (affectionate)
Ziri✖O
i kept sleeping in like, one to two hour bursts last night it didn't go well for me
✿Oli❁Shine✿
yeah idc about order lol
L'fuckingChaim
in order of play, rather than in order of how they appear on the load screens
FʀᴏᴍTʜᴇFɪʀᴇ
doing it in order makes it easier to remember
✿Oli❁Shine✿
mine is in order of how I remembered them so
FʀᴏᴍTʜᴇFɪʀᴇ
i learned these tricks in homestuck
Ziri✖O
/attempts to crawl into bucket for easy transport
✿Oli❁Shine✿
lifts the ziribucket, deposits in bed
FʀᴏᴍTʜᴇFɪʀᴇ
anyway. i keep being tempted to get a second account for the purpose of actually beuing able to replay shit but like. effort.
FʀᴏᴍTʜᴇFɪʀᴇ
but if i do decide to i'll yell you
Ziri✖O
Ziri✖O
i mean
Ziri✖O
i did start playing it
Ziri✖O
years ago
Ziri✖O
but I'm still trapped in tutorial zone
✿Oli❁Shine✿
lmao you have a standing offer from me whenever, still
✿Oli❁Shine✿
I will protect the ziri from the swipemonster
Ziri✖O
LIKE I'M SO EARLY IN THE GAME I CAN'T EVEN GET CRYSTALS OR WHATEVER IF I REMEMBER RIGHT
Ziri✖O
because my twin was trying to talk me through paying the cashmonies so I could (attempt) to pull itto
Ziri✖O
and I hadn't progressed far enough to unlock it
✿Oli❁Shine✿
asdhjkhgur oops
FʀᴏᴍTʜᴇFɪʀᴇ
for the better ultimately
Ziri✖O
sadly i took too long and by the time i logged in again the even was over so whoopsiedoodles no oni for ziris but knowing my RNG luck I would've ended up with doggotwink
Ziri✖O
if that
FʀᴏᴍTʜᴇFɪʀᴇ
i'm good at not spending generally though i admit not having some of my stnadbys would be painful
FʀᴏᴍTʜᴇFɪʀᴇ
(zhongli main)
Ziri✖O
because ya voidbeast can't even get pity drops in things it's Real Bad
✿Oli❁Shine✿
nah man I feel this, my genshin and hsr luck is absolute garbo
Ziri✖O
man i think my problem is I can barely play ff14 anymore why would i want another rpg grindfest i am so tired
Ziri✖O
i don't even get to see my bun
Ziri✖O
i miss my bun
✿Oli❁Shine✿
tbh I often spend my day in genshin either doing dailies or literally doing anything else that makes me able to get my dailies. I slack so hard on resin and stuff LMAO
Ziri✖O
but i look at the game and am Immediately Exhausted
✿Oli❁Shine✿
the fun part is exploring and you can do that with friends, who can also help grind
Ziri✖O
jsut stuff ya girl lumine in your back pocket, drag me around ,it's fine
FʀᴏᴍTʜᴇFɪʀᴇ
'll try to find you a decently thorough lp
✿Oli❁Shine✿
LEGIT THOUGH me on asia making sadfaces at my friend to blow up high level domains and stuff
Ziri✖O
i am so good at gathering random materials thouguh
L'fuckingChaim
there are so many good characters, if you pull on everyone you want you have to get pity eventually
L'fuckingChaim
the one merciful thing is that pity carries through from one event banner to the next
L'fuckingChaim
so it's never wasted
L'fuckingChaim
but yeah lp is good
L'fuckingChaim
everyone needs them for the events, anyway, which love to have important shit and then be gone forever
Ziri✖O
okay so the important 130am question
Ziri✖O
how'd i do on my "my exposure to gatcha hoyo rail is all My Friend's Hyperfixations and Twitterporn" list of gatchahoyos
Ziri✖O
v important 1:30am question
L'fuckingChaim
very well!
L'fuckingChaim
shows that I'm not talking about the ladies enough
✿Oli❁Shine✿
I haven't yelled about Sara enough either
L'fuckingChaim
also the ambien is happening and I sleep
Ziri✖O
wait there's legit a girl named sara
Ziri✖O
pfffft
✿Oli❁Shine✿
two, but one NPC
✿Oli❁Shine✿
Sara is a tengu and a general
Ziri✖O
oh my gosh
✿Oli❁Shine✿
she bullies Itto, it's a very important job
Ziri✖O
yes good he deserves it i'm sure
Ziri✖O
himbo oni bullying, v important
✿Oli❁Shine✿
https://images.plurk.com/tog9zATbKKiVfgETYmmks.png pats her face
✿Oli❁Shine✿
she does have tengu wings, they're just. usually hidden.
Ziri✖O
OH!!! SHE!
✿Oli❁Shine✿
SHE!!!
✿Oli❁Shine✿
I also think it's criminal not to mention that everyone (except Raiden Shogun) makes a special dish when you cook certain recipes with them
✿Oli❁Shine✿
most of them are cute and then some are just like WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS
FʀᴏᴍTʜᴇFɪʀᴇ
unfortunately she's also one of the victims of the character designer's boob cape phase
✿Oli❁Shine✿
yeah.... yeah
FʀᴏᴍTʜᴇFɪʀᴇ
the other victim is more egregious
✿Oli❁Shine✿
poor shenhe
Ziri✖O
so wait you're saying you can cook with LITERALLY EVERYONE but some of them are just
Ziri✖O
hekkin disasters about it????
Ziri✖O
Amazing
L'fuckingChaim
you can cook with everyone except her
L'fuckingChaim
Raiden Shogun cannot cook
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