Snake-Kun
[Discworld] https://64.media.tumblr.com/d9d120b3a67a16b630195762f9f061ea/8be4201d7a23c0e5-9d/s2048x3072/a93769b2ad20798390cde511cffe09dbcc17c955.pnj witches!
Snake-Kun
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Snake-Kun
I like them a lot
Snake-Kun
The Watch is (obviously) my favorite plotline, but the Witches area CLOSE second
Princess Emily
third and fourth witches are cute /knows nothing about them
Vehrec
Princess Emily : Third witch is Magrat, former apprentice of Goodie Whemper (maysherestinpeace) who upon inheriting her mentor's cottage induced the first two to join a Coven with her. Stronger at witchcraft and magic than she looks, but tends to get hung up on things.
Snake-Kun
The fourth witch is Agnes Nitt Perdita X, the fat girl with a "Great Personality" who is constantly frustrated at how the world treats overweight women
Snake-Kun
So she came up with like a cool goth alter ego that, because she's magic, kind of took on a life of her own
Snake-Kun
Esme Weatherwax and Gytha Ogg are elder witches and VERY powerful but in a very low key way that makes them easy to underestimate
Echo
Mm, I'm not sure I'd call Granny Weatherwax low-key, exactly.
Vehrec
Agnes has a magic voice that she can do tricks with, like singing in harmony with herself, or literally throwing her words around the page.
Echo
I mean, in terms of doing obvious magic, yes.
Snake-Kun
She doesn't do a lot of magic
moontouched
yeah i think that's what he means
Echo
But the sheer force of personality at all times, though.
Snake-Kun
But when she does it's very memorable
moontouched
like its at least Kinda Easy to underestimate her as 'crotchety old woman' which people do do in the books like. Several times
Echo
True.
moontouched
and then they fuck around and find out
moontouched
because uh oh!
Snake-Kun
I think my favorite was the sword catching bit
Echo
I'm just saying, I feel like anyone capable of The Stare that Granny Weatherwax can do is a lot.
Vehrec
Magrat does some magic that leaves even Granny impressed, and Granny's Borrowed Bees and sealed away a whole kingdom for 20 years.
Echo
Ooh, yes- specifically the aftermath of it.
Snake-Kun
Guy swings a sword at her and she just catches it
Snake-Kun
"Why didn't it cut you?"
Snake-Kun
"I don't have time to bleed"
Snake-Kun
Later at the end of the book she goes to her kitchen and boils some bandages and gets a needle and thread
Echo
You can't catch a sword by the blade and not get cut. That would be terrible. But if you don't have time to be cut right now, it can wait until later. That's fine.
Snake-Kun
and then just announces the to the wrold
Snake-Kun
"Okay"
Snake-Kun
"I've got time now"
Snake-Kun
Next scene she has a bandage around her hand
Echo
Granny Weatherwax is nothing if not willing to go through with her commitments. Not a woman who tries to weasel out of a cosmic debt, that one.
Tonberry King
ooooh~
CrowsbeforeBros
While Granny Ogg is a lady who can instantly gel into any social situation and is everyone's favorite grandma who knows all the dirty songs and some really good recipes for moonshine
Snake-Kun
Nanny Ogg*
Snake-Kun
Granny Weatherwax
CrowsbeforeBros
thanks, got things mixed up
Vehrec
I wish we also had a picture of Magrat from the climax of Lords and Ladies
Snake-Kun
that'd be great
Snake-Kun
Nanny does even less magic than Granny, but she's still VERY useful
Echo
Nanny Ogg has charisma in barrels, honestly.
Vehrec
Nanny's magic is still getting it on when she has like 25 grandkids or something
Vehrec
also, I found this by searching on the internet
Vehrec
https://images.plurk.com/1uSUM0RH7PxNzLQBn10WM7.png
CrowsbeforeBros
yeah, Nanny is just unrestrained female sexuality and refusing to let anyone shame her or any other lady
Vehrec
Nanny's also the greatest midwife in history
Tonberry King
to paraphrase a different meme, "Not only has Nanny Ogg fucked but, distressingly, she continues to fuck."
Vehrec
She has 15 named kids, and she's still got It.
Snake-Kun
She just generally rules
ArtIsArt
granny knows pain.
Tonberry King
also like, Nanny may be less overt magic, but of the four of them I'd go to her for any medicine or remedy I'd be needing
Snake-Kun
yeah
Lightning Bolt
magrat tends to remind people of small furry animals
Lightning Bolt
a category which includes mongooses
Vehrec
Tonberry King : you probably want Magrat for that actually, she's the one who has written down all her medical herbs and pharmacology.
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