dp but this cat is insanely smart?? - tales of the binx time

no literally, my dad took his watch off in three different places and every time, it's wound up on the floor

because this little magpie grabbed it

and they were not easy places to get to - by the printer

and on top of a desk, hidden underneath other things

and in a dresser drawer which he opened by going round to the back and pushing it open, then going around the front and PICKING THE WATCH OUT

he watches people when they're eating and if they leave their plate on the table unattended he'll make his move, my mom left her tamale for less than 2 minutes and comes back to him chowing down on it

Omg a demon

he is a monster, we really ought to have gone with loki as a name for him

Dogwood used to steal nail files and, weirdly, scissors. And pizza.

pizza??? omg

He would insist on a bite so we started just cutting him a lil bite

omg

the other day my dad was eating an enchillada or burrito or something and he gave binx a taste of his hot sauce thinking it would deter him while he ate his food

but he ate it... and then came back for more

Omg he's a little demon

lol