phewww i am SO BUSY today just checking in to say i hope your xmas eve is going well and you guys aren't too stressed!!! remember to hydrate and rest!!

I am brining a borb

hell yeah immerse that fowl in liquid salt

alright so far today i made a quiche, ran to walgreens before it closed, made spinach balls, wrapped gifts for the family exchange tomorrow

and i still have to shower and make dinner

so i guess that means i have to get off my ass and do that now. but uhhhhhhh i don't wanna

I'm gonna wash my hair and then drink a sixer of smirnoff ice xmas punch while I make dinner

Merry Christmas 🎁

MERRY CHRISTMAS I DID IT i was given so much chocolate this xmas

i've accomplished everything i set out to do, and i'm all ready for the family party tomorrow, just need to get myself dressed and makeupped and gather the beer and spinach balls and presents and GO

i am going to sleep for a thousand years tonight.

shoulda got gas when i went out earlier but whatever i got halfa tank i'll be fine

pls tell your mother i love her

also merry christmas to u both (and i love you also, for christmas we will Not Divorce)

EXCELLENT merry christmas to you and yours as well, wife of my life, life-wife

i will give mum your love

MERRY CHRISTMAS happy matrimony for a while like 24 hours