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starting off with a single character quote because
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Zerxus: My ultimate goal is to punch God in the eye, just to spite him one last time.
Generation Hope
Cass: I’ve invited you here because I crave the deadliest game...
Barbara, nodding: Knife Monopoly.
Cass: I was actually going to play Russian roulette, but now I'm really interested in whatever knife Monopoly is.
Un(t)sundered
this one only works with Lahabrea after he goes more nuts, but...
Un(t)sundered
Zerxus: Remember everyone, violence is never the answer.
Lahabrea: You're right, Zerxus.. Violence can't be the answer.
Zerxus: Correct, Lahabrea. Now, on to the next lesso-
Lahabrea: Violence is the question.
Lahabrea: And the answer is yes!
Zerxus: Lahabrea, no!!
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....I both do and do NOT want to play knife monopoly against Babs
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sjkdlasd
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and amazing we can flip that depending on who's at what canon point
Generation Hope
exactly
3D🌺triangle.
Zerxus: When surrendering, Root is to hand the sword over HILT first.
3D🌺triangle.
He's right to say that
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HAH
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I mean it may be optimistic but
3D🌺triangle.
No he's completely right lmfscxjsj
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"Other way, Root"
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"....But - "
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"Please."
Kira🌵
Zerxus: Man, it smells like wrongdog out here.
Hakkai:
Hakkai: Zerxus, are you alright?
Zerxus: sobs
Un(t)sundered
The Doctor: Don’t preach to me about romance, Brax. I had a three-way in a hot-air balloon.
Un(t)sundered
Brax: Don’t worry, I know exactly what I’m doing. Everything is going to be fine!
The Doctor: How can you still say that?
Brax: Because sometimes, when things get tough, denial is all we have.
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Kira🌵 i feel bad for laughing so hard
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i do NOT feel bad at laughing at brax and the doctor
Kira🌵
Zerxus Attempts Cool, Fails
Kira🌵
(seems legit l
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Brax and the Doctor are just Like This
3D🌺triangle.
Zerxus doesn't deserve thus lsjahhs
ദ്ദി •⩊• )
Percy: You are the love of my life and I would do anything within reason to make you happy.
Lu: I would be happy if you ate, stayed hydrated and got a reasonable amount of sleep.
Percy: I said within reason, Lu. How about I murder that guy?
Lu: So murder is in reason but proper self care isn't?
Percy: Well, duh. What kind of question is that?
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honestly
ദ്ദി •⩊• )
¿por que no los dos?
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percy: murder is how i do self care
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(no it isn't, percy)
ദ്ദി •⩊• )
murder and then manis, darling
Wintertide
Una: I’m going to hell.
Zerxus : Probably.
Una: I'll pick you up?
Zerxus : nodding Carpool.
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