it feels weird that we haven't cracked aging

like true immortality is obviously impossible, just have to glance at the laws of thermodynamics

but centuries of medical research and we haven't broken the 200 year mark

what gives

It turns out that metabolizing a corrosive gas for all our bodily processes is not conducive to pushing back the date of cellular decay

I was reading something on that the other day. They think that due to our roots in the old old ancient days, we lost all the genes that were responsible for that to ephasise fast breeding for survival. Without those genes to look at, they don't have much to research for it.

Personally I think we should start by looking at sea turtles

I'm pretty sure they're the closest relative to humans that regularly hits triple digits

yeah I've been sucking down a lot of adrenochrome and I don't think it's doing ANYTHING

Are you harvesting it from christian babies or just any old children? it doesn't work unless it flouts God's law

fuck. there are no christians in LA

You gotta go down to San Diego for those

"I've come up with a new conspiracy theory."
"Is it new, or is it Blood Libel again?"
"It's Blood Libel again."

i dont even think i want to live for 200 years but id like to make pets live a lot longer

I know people who think that we're less than a decade away from true anti-aging treatments, me I'm less sure on that.