i saw a thing that said maybe ADD is just the fault of the fae and you know what they might have a point

"hey can i have your attention?"
"yeah sure what's up? -- crap"

rofl

yeah I've seen that

i also saw a thing that was like hey, if you make a deal with a demon they have to give you their full name. so when you fuck with the fae, just give them the demon's full name instead. let them figure it out

which is honestly some john constantine shit right there and i'm here for it

hahaha nice

vampiricist : that really /really/ is

wouldn't surprise me

That sounds like a Harry Dresden technique, Mimi

Dresden and Constantine would likely HATE each other but also have IMMENSE respect for each other (and maybe be drinking buddies)

Oh, I don't doubt it. But I think the hate would fall more on John than Harry

Probably.

harry can borrow john's list of demon names when he has to deal with fae. they are forced to work together and hate every second and it's hilarious. someone write me that fic

I'd read it