my printer, which was a total fossil, finally just shorted and will no longer turn on no matter how I try

BUT, because I use it for work (it's pretty vital actually) my employer is replacing it

well, it can't be replaced exactly because they definitely do not make this model anymore but you know what I mean

I'm glad they at least care about me enough to cover expenses like that

oh no

but yay for free replacement

that's great they are replacing it. Printers are less expensive these days.