I'm proportioned like a cross between a chimpanzee and a penguin so like, unless I get a custom bike my legs are literally too short and my torso too long to ride a bicycle. It's a very stupid problem. That said holy shit I'm real glad you got your bike fixed finally this has been an Ordeal huh
either that or I get new kneepads and elbowpads for my rollerblades because i am a Huge Klutz and will eat dirt but MY GOSH my dude congrats on a safe bike???
my ass is big so when im in motion the bike is generally not diggging into my crotch