SundownWinter
You ever interact with one of those people that's like a living definition of the word "cringe"
𝐴𝑟𝑐ℎ𝑖𝑣𝑖𝑠𝑡
yes
𝖑𝖔𝖘𝖙 𝕮𝖆𝖗𝖈𝖔𝖘𝖆
yes
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they're talking to you about how they got bullied for having braces and a rolling backpack in school and you're staring at them going "sister you and I both know you were one of those greasy butt-biters who Naruto-ran everywhere and called everyone Baka"
𝐴𝑟𝑐ℎ𝑖𝑣𝑖𝑠𝑡
I had a coworker for a year (who recently left and moved out of state) who just turned 30 and meowed at people. completely nonironically. she gave off 2000s era anime convention glomping energy. I cannot fully put into words.
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yes, that
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like if a kid's doing it, it's whatever, kids are weird by definition, and most of us look back on our high school shit and go "ew, holy fuck lol" and adapt
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like i'm sitting here, 41 years old, in a Winter Soldier jacket and peacock hair, you don't have to go totally boring as an adult, but at the same time
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if you're in your 30's and you call yourself a "rapper" and your "rapping" sounds like a valley girl reading from a script and you genuinely think you're good then...
𝐴𝑟𝑐ℎ𝑖𝑣𝑖𝑠𝑡
how you carry yourself and interact with the world around you is so so vastly different than your visual presentation
𝐴𝑟𝑐ℎ𝑖𝑣𝑖𝑠𝑡
I was going somewhere with that, but yeah
𝖑𝖔𝖘𝖙 𝕮𝖆𝖗𝖈𝖔𝖘𝖆
God that speaks to such a misunderstanding of rap
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now, this isn't from an ACTUAL interaction i had this morning, although at my job i run into these people a lot
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but that Swindled podcast I listen to did an episode about this bitcoin thief named Heather Morgan who called herself "Razzlekhan" and he played some of her music and i just
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you know i sat here for a solid minute trying to think of adjectives and there are none
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we need a stronger word than "god-awful"
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so i've been in a rabbit hole this morning studying this woman because she's pure fucking trainwreck
𝖑𝖔𝖘𝖙 𝕮𝖆𝖗𝖈𝖔𝖘𝖆
so, very literally, a talentless hack
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like imagine Miley Cyrus in her tongue-sticking-out bootyshake era, but like, this is a woman in her 30s, who has NEGATIVE actual talent
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and trying to constantly assure you she's very street, while rapping about a vacuum cleaner, literally
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Razzlekhan - VACUUM CLEANER (official music video)
here, take it and enjoy because nothing in your day will be worse than this
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and be assured she is COMPLETELY SERIOUS
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i know she did commit some bitcoin theft or whatever the episode was about but genuinely i forgot most of that already because look at this.
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she insisted she was bullied in school over her fucking rolling backpack. i'm like. honey. honey we all know the truth.
𝖑𝖔𝖘𝖙 𝕮𝖆𝖗𝖈𝖔𝖘𝖆
this is so......clumsy
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i think this might actually be one of the BETTER ones
𝖑𝖔𝖘𝖙 𝕮𝖆𝖗𝖈𝖔𝖘𝖆
no............
𝖑𝖔𝖘𝖙 𝕮𝖆𝖗𝖈𝖔𝖘𝖆
what's getting me is, that's not a line you make central to your rap
𝖑𝖔𝖘𝖙 𝕮𝖆𝖗𝖈𝖔𝖘𝖆
I'm no expert but I've heard enough that like....it could be passable in a verse if the rhyme it was paired with was clever enough
𝖑𝖔𝖘𝖙 𝕮𝖆𝖗𝖈𝖔𝖘𝖆
but this is
𝖑𝖔𝖘𝖙 𝕮𝖆𝖗𝖈𝖔𝖘𝖆
....stuck in my head now
SundownWinter
pfffff sorry
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she's one of those people who you just have to kind of stand back and stare at because how are you real
Sora
opens plurk
immediately closes plurk
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oh don't worry you're gonna get exposed this evening
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Razzlekhan is coming for you
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