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[Mom Convo] Yesterday my mom and I had a convo that went like this.
Mom: Oh the turtle is still alive!
Me: Well, yeah, its a turtle.
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Backstory: My Mom was in Texas and saw a turtle in the middle of the road, instead of putting it on the other side of the road, she decided to bring it back home to NM because she thought it would be happy in her backyard.
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She was like: OH ITS GRASSY AND HAS PLANTS AND NOTHING THAT WILL KILL IT.
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While forgetting at the time, she had like..5 chihuahuas.
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So, my bro and I were like 'NO' and took the turtle.
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We wanted to return it to Texas but none of the wildlife rescues we contacted could take it back. Soooo, we've had a turtle for a few years and mom acts surprised it is still alive each time she sees it?
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But its a box turtle, they are not hard to take care of?
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Also said turtle is not the first nor would it be the last animal my Mom would find in the road and bring back home.
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May I see said turtle
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Sure lemme take a pic
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https://images.plurk.com/4MNcR8eP4D2HytfrsoUWwX.jpg rn he is just sleeping so I du wanna wake him up
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He is in his wintertime set up! When summer and stuff comes, he gets to go outside in the tun for a bit
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(I kinda let him do what he wants because again, his ass got dragged here from east texas against his will)
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Also he is a freak, he won't look twice at a fresh strawberry, but frozen ones HE WILL GO TO TOWN ON
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AWWWW baby... I LOVE HIM WHATS HE NAME
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Michael Pokeylope, after the Ninja Turtle Mikey and Mr. Pokeylope from Psychonauts
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But we do just call him Pokeylope or 'The Turtle'
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awwwww.... i love that u kept him
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Well, yeah, we couldn't take him back to Texas where he belongs, and we just can't dump a turtle in the desert. And we also figured that he really can't go back i the wild anymore because of mom
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So we just make sure he has a happy life here?
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i can tell that he's happy!
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Im glad, my bro and I feel REALLY guilty that he was just....yanked out of texas
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It was like 'BRUH' @ mom
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Like, we are glad Mom has a soft heart and blah blah blah good trait to have in this cruel world, but....I AM PRETTY SURE HE WOULDA BEEN HAPPIER IF HE WAS JUST PUT TO THE SIDE OF THE ROAD
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HDSJKFKSDF sometimes the turtle has bigger plans (staying with u)
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Like, mom brought back a dog last time she was in Texas. He was dirty/covered in fleas and stuff
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help
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and I asked her 'Mom, did you check for a chip?' and she was like 'He was running with a pack of dogs, he has no owner.'
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your mom is sweet but how do u just do that
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and I repeated 'DID YOU CHECK FOR A CHIP?'
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Mom...bless her heart...just wants to help every animal and assumes if they aren't always being cuddled and stuff they are obvs being abused
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like my Dog is crate trained, she finds it mean I log her granddog in a cage at night,
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*lock
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Like, she started to feed a stray cat in her neighborhood, and assumed after like...a week of it coming to her house to eat, it must not have a home and tried to have me and my bro take it in
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oh my god
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i mean to be fair the sing song where i live about cats is "if it doesnt have a leash then it goes to where i live"
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We put our foot down and said 'If that cat has survived a week in your neighborhood without a coyote eating it, it has a home.'
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because roamers get murdered too often here
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yeah, but Mom lives in a pretty nice HOA neighborhood which I know isn't saying much but Bro and I are also like 'Mom, we're at our legal limit of animals at our house and really do not want to introduce another cat to the clowder.'
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Like. Soft heart and all that is good, but....we also know our limit
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oh yeah def i just mean that Cats Go Inside so she's not wrong ethically speaking, but also she's wrong trying to give it to you
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the better idea would be a no-kill shelter hahahahah
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YEAH which is what we told her
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Like my bro and I are very anti outdoor cat
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because again *gestures at Coyotes&
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i recently read coyotes now prefer to eat cats...
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I would not be surprised with the number of idiots who think their 5 pound murder machine can somehow survive out where 40 pound murder machines travel
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honestly, yeah
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