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[Boop Dessert]: Woke up to needing to kick a monke brain from the guild
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It's still not completely settled, but apparently they got into a spot dispute and this monke is like new to the game, but probably a purchased account
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I don't know if he's new, he asks questions that make me assume he's new, but his account doesn't look new. Which makes me think it's purchased
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So this kiddo has all the gear of a vet, and none of the knowledge and etiquette know-how
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Which is just a bad combo
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They can gear check people but have no skill to back it up
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So they flag up for this spot dispute
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Get their butt whooped, ask for back up
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This is a common song and dance
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NO ONE backs them up because lol I trained my kids well to avoid big brawls .-.
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Basically our rule is, if it's 1v1 it stays 1v1
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You don't add 5v1 because then you have a guild war
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This is when I get pinged into waking up (this was like 2 hours ago and it STILL isn't fully resolved)
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Sheesh, you know your officers are amazing when they can babysit so efficiently in your absence. I have such a good team, you guys
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So I get a rundown from an officer, I'm getting yelled at by this monke in guild chat to back them up or dec
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So I ask, How many are there? 1? We aren't sending the guild after 1. Either find a new spot and accept defeat or keep practicing
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If they send 2+, then I will consider a dec. But I'm not wasting 90+ people's time and energy over 1 player
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So they start getting angy and start trash talking IN GUILD CHAT
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I warned them once
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It continued
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So. Kick.
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I eventually got the name of the player they were more or less harassing and apologized for the now ex-member and that we had "part ways" lol
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They were OKAY tbh. They were like "fair game to hunt?"
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KNOCK YOURSELF OUT they are not my problem anymore 
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I never kick people and it really sucks when you have to
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I THINK THERE IS A COMMON MINDSET that like. "Oh, but the guild leader will back me up"
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Or my favorite "they'll fix my mistake"
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I doubt anyone, in the moment thinks "I made a mistake" although I have had really good members with tempers that monke then take a step back to go "ah shit oops"
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One in particular got into a fight once that cause a guild dec and when I started asking what happened he was like "... I'll go apologize, sorry for the trouble" 
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SO LIKE we do have those monkes but they are ones we keep because there is a level of self reflection and at least maturity to, sure get angy and smash but at least go Oops afterward and try to help me patch things up lol
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Anyway. So my morning's been great. Hope everyone else is having a lovely day 