The football game began at 8:00. It's 10:40. The third quarter just started. There are only 60 minutes of game time.

In this respect, gridiron seems way worse than rugby.

Mind you, if you want a sport that drags on for days, cricket is your only man.

Polly should hold out for Big-Side ruggers with sixty on each side and no fixed time limit.

“The only hour long game that takes three hours to play” - Sir Billy Connolly