MCU fans: This entry is so great! I cried, the MCU is back!
Me: Uh, it was okay, I guess.
MCU fans: But this entry sucks! I hate it, the MCU is dead!
Me: wtf, I loved it. it was so fun!

every time

EVERY TIME indeed. I've been mcu trash for a while but I was comics trash first so idk if that skews my perspective

for reference

I loved The Marvels. I had so much fun seeing it and my friends and I annoyed everyone in the theatre with how much we were laughing

and today, I finished S2 of Loki and... it was okay? I didn't think it was the greatest thing of all time like people are saying, but it was acceptable.

I liked the ending but I wasn’t loving the journey there for Loki s2

I didn't dislike it, but people hyped it up way too much for me

so my reaction was "that's it?"

“There were more cats then white men”

And they say that like it’s a bad thing

MCU fandom is so fucking ridiculous. I swear, I get psychic damage being here.

Every time there's a new entry it's either the best thing ever, or it's terrible, and everything is ruined forever

You have two sadder/less funny movies in a row and everyone is like what happened why is everything depressing now?

You have two funny movies in a row and they're like ugh, it's all jokes all the time

I also watched the Pitch Meeting for The Marvels and while I liked Ryan's take on it (especially the running gag about how forgettable the villain was), the comments were like "Yeah, take down those stupid feminists!" o.O dude wtf

you're on the wrong channel, the door is that way -->

this just in: it got worse

there are actually people arguing with fans who said they liked The Marvels and telling them that they didn't

Person A: "It's a shame the movie's not doing well. I really enjoyed it!"
Person B: "No you didn't. Stop lying."

oh I'm sorry I guess my stupid lady brain isn't allowed to actually enjoy things with your Alpha Male Approval

I feel like I'm living in this sketch:

opinions on the internet

These guys are so confused by the fact other people exist in the universe and have their own points of view and so convinced that they are the main characters of the story, they will come up with conspiracy theories about other people lying about what they like/dislike.

It is wild