Why doesn't Sauron just forge another ring? What a dummy.

Probably hard to find good help, the wraiths just weren't what they used to be.

Supply chain issues, I'm sure.

Couldn't make a ring anymore cause Amazon's laywers says RING is theirs now, so he came up with something else: rod. But that didn't work out, everyone was laughing about "Sauron's rod".

He’s lazy let’s face it

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Dude, Sauron is like a kajillion years old. Every time he starts grumbling about getting a new ring forged, the orcs start talking about design rendering and 3D printed prototypes. He gets frustrated, has them tossed into Mt Doom, and goes back to dictating his memoirs of the good old days when Evil got some damn respect.

Foggy : The (first) One Ring was probably a sculptie.

I’ve forgotten the Quenya word for “McGuffin”