When you're awake and have been so for a bit, and your cat wants to let you know that you haven't given him his morning treat, so he just climbs onto you and starts purring as a reminder

Okay, yes, I'll feed you, but you pinning me is counterproductive, okay?

He understands nothing

He understands that i've been awake for two hours and he hasn't had the other half to his can of fish from last night

fucked up!

rude! really!