:)
https://images.plurk.com/s0MFhpnejMnxb6TbesOy6.png TIME TO CATCH UP
:)
❄️ 𝕤𝕟𝕠𝕨𝕓𝕖𝕣𝕣𝕪 ❄️
Omg that image is a mood tho 🥴
:)
right?? we're not even at 'not a place of honor' anymore, we're clocking in at a solid 'this is a place'
:)
-->Essek
:)
𝖕𝖚𝖟𝖟𝖑𝖊𝖉𝖊𝖙𝖊𝖈𝖙𝖎𝖛𝖊
shoving all the tags in my mouth
:)
SPIT THOSE OUT, SCRAM
:)
-->Alberto
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now it's definitely too late to build a fence around DFS high enough to save him from Alberto, good job
:)
i thought that was much less encouraging than it could have been, i was all but leaving it to the RNG i thought
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it would be worse if he had an actual sword on him, but it's still pretty bad
:)
well good. i think it will be EXTREMELY funny if he just never figures out how to handle being followed by a small gremlin
:)
just basically all those videos online of large dogs doing unsettled whale-eye at tiny kittens
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yesssss
❄️ 𝕤𝕟𝕠𝕨𝕓𝕖𝕣𝕣𝕪 ❄️
❄️ 𝕤𝕟𝕠𝕨𝕓𝕖𝕣𝕣𝕪 ❄️
friendship with preteens. this is what it's like.
❄️ 𝕤𝕟𝕠𝕨𝕓𝕖𝕣𝕣𝕪 ❄️
when I taught sixth grade honor students in an after school English club, there was a girl who barely spoke English but we let her stay in the group cuz she was so gd funny who would reach over and flip my short hair part back and forth from left to right and go "Boy Eli. Girl Ellie. Boy Eli. Girl Ellie."

and asked me inappropriate questions about my bf
❄️ 𝕤𝕟𝕠𝕨𝕓𝕖𝕣𝕣𝕪 ❄️
the fourth graders just styled my hair in zigzag parts with pencils while we studied vocabulary words. You go with the flow or you get caught in the tsunami, there isn't any other option.
❄️ 𝕤𝕟𝕠𝕨𝕓𝕖𝕣𝕣𝕪 ❄️
I try to encapsulate that realism in rp lol
:)
thank you for your service 🫡
:)
-->Li Lianhua UNFORTUNATELY
𝖕𝖚𝖟𝖟𝖑𝖊𝖉𝖊𝖙𝖊𝖈𝖙𝖎𝖛𝖊
delightful
𝖕𝖚𝖟𝖟𝖑𝖊𝖉𝖊𝖙𝖊𝖈𝖙𝖎𝖛𝖊
get his ass
:)
he thinks he's clocking out, someone else's turn to get his ass
𝖕𝖚𝖟𝖟𝖑𝖊𝖉𝖊𝖙𝖊𝖈𝖙𝖎𝖛𝖊
hasn't clocked out yet, there's still time for management to get him
:)
management in this case is basically wet paper i think so good luck
:)
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here comes a special boy on page 2
𝖕𝖚𝖟𝖟𝖑𝖊𝖉𝖊𝖙𝖊𝖈𝖙𝖎𝖛𝖊
does it count as being first if you're on the second page
𝖕𝖚𝖟𝖟𝖑𝖊𝖉𝖊𝖙𝖊𝖈𝖙𝖎𝖛𝖊
need to know where this lines up on the rankings
:)
stopppppp i never meant for this
:)
:)
:)
:)
:)
:)
https://imgs.plurk.com/QD5/RHg/vNkqCTDKqGN2OUAL686nBxK25cj_lg.gif do this but w their phones
𝖕𝖚𝖟𝖟𝖑𝖊𝖉𝖊𝖙𝖊𝖈𝖙𝖎𝖛𝖊
gay
:)
but is it really
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llh did try to get rid of both their phones. good to acknowledge that he was right after all
:)
👎
:)
:)
https://images.plurk.com/28clVcPKp0piUVU8tBSStB.png
𝖕𝖚𝖟𝖟𝖑𝖊𝖉𝖊𝖙𝖊𝖈𝖙𝖎𝖛𝖊
lmao
:)
:)
𝖕𝖚𝖟𝖟𝖑𝖊𝖉𝖊𝖙𝖊𝖈𝖙𝖎𝖛𝖊
trash
:)
poisoning fdb is a non destructive outlet. he's just being respectful.
𝖕𝖚𝖟𝖟𝖑𝖊𝖉𝖊𝖙𝖊𝖈𝖙𝖎𝖛𝖊
fdb would like to disagree
:)
unfortunately it does seem like llh may beat him to the punch and make it unnecessary
𝖕𝖚𝖟𝖟𝖑𝖊𝖉𝖊𝖙𝖊𝖈𝖙𝖎𝖛𝖊
that's a violence being committed against him
𝖕𝖚𝖟𝖟𝖑𝖊𝖉𝖊𝖙𝖊𝖈𝖙𝖎𝖛𝖊
aren't there birds he can bat out of trees
𝖕𝖚𝖟𝖟𝖑𝖊𝖉𝖊𝖙𝖊𝖈𝖙𝖎𝖛𝖊
yeah those noodles are gonna get him
:)
that evens the score pretty nicely
𝖕𝖚𝖟𝖟𝖑𝖊𝖉𝖊𝖙𝖊𝖈𝖙𝖎𝖛𝖊
awful
𝖕𝖚𝖟𝖟𝖑𝖊𝖉𝖊𝖙𝖊𝖈𝖙𝖎𝖛𝖊
dfs should get the noodles, he can't even taste them
:)
that's part of why it's so funny yeah
:)
literally no reason for it to be this way except clownassery
𝖕𝖚𝖟𝖟𝖑𝖊𝖉𝖊𝖙𝖊𝖈𝖙𝖎𝖛𝖊
this is what fdb means when he says llh enjoys feeding him garbage out of spite
𝖕𝖚𝖟𝖟𝖑𝖊𝖉𝖊𝖙𝖊𝖈𝖙𝖎𝖛𝖊
everyone else gets good food except him
:)
yeah, llh being the worst, we've all seen it
:)
Blue get him out of that machine so help me
:)
𝖕𝖚𝖟𝖟𝖑𝖊𝖉𝖊𝖙𝖊𝖈𝖙𝖎𝖛𝖊
skreee
𝖕𝖚𝖟𝖟𝖑𝖊𝖉𝖊𝖙𝖊𝖈𝖙𝖎𝖛𝖊
friendship
𝖕𝖚𝖟𝖟𝖑𝖊𝖉𝖊𝖙𝖊𝖈𝖙𝖎𝖛𝖊
awful to see
:)
:)
and yes, it is awful to see. just accepted the inevitability of fdb and that's that.
:)
no significant resource aggression.
𝖕𝖚𝖟𝖟𝖑𝖊𝖉𝖊𝖙𝖊𝖈𝖙𝖎𝖛𝖊
no gate needed
:)
:)
if you see me tagging out of order no you dont there's just this agenda
𝖕𝖚𝖟𝖟𝖑𝖊𝖉𝖊𝖙𝖊𝖈𝖙𝖎𝖛𝖊
soup agendas
:)
many agendas
:)
:)
someone help him
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I'M SO GLAD HE'S GOING THROUGH THE EXACT SAME THING AS LWJ
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what is WITH this child why are there so many WORDS where are the MANNERS
:)
he's just. from a society. alberto may not be.
:)
he's barely even from the society. but he knows this aint it
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alberto is. also alienated from the human experience but in entirely the opposite direction
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(human OR fish person)
:)
YEAH LIKE. dfs isn't even qualified to make these calls and he's aware but there's no one else around
:)
he can compartmentalise the magic horseshit and goblins but he draws the line at chatty children
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just think it's hilarious that it's your turn writing the several paragraphs of "what's WITH this child" and i get to be over here going "yeah sure i'll let this kid eat candy off the floor, that seems fun"
:)
YEAH WE DECIDED TO DO THIS REMEMBER. it IS my turn, and this is MY design
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well im applauding you
:)
but also FENCHEL RIGHTS he doesn't have the underpinnings lwj had he's delicate
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he's got other stuff going for him he'll be fine
:)
he's been in the fridge ten years. his closest friend equivalent is siri. he's been poisoned so MANY times.
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about time he makes a friend then
:)
this is a recon mission
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reckon he's making a friend
:)
lmaooo
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you know, either llh doesn't make nearly enough bad puns or they never translated them
:)
i know you feel me but the rest of the bitch squad needs to witness this some time
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horrible realization either way
:)
oh, for the math? yeah hm
:)
i mean suzhoukuai nearly counts
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oh thank god, yeah
:)
i'd put even odds he was doing at least a bit of it
:)
balance restored
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he HAS to, it's in the coding
:)
INDEED
𝖕𝖚𝖟𝖟𝖑𝖊𝖉𝖊𝖙𝖊𝖈𝖙𝖎𝖛𝖊
awful, delightful
𝖕𝖚𝖟𝖟𝖑𝖊𝖉𝖊𝖙𝖊𝖈𝖙𝖎𝖛𝖊
there's vegetables in there probably
𝖕𝖚𝖟𝖟𝖑𝖊𝖉𝖊𝖙𝖊𝖈𝖙𝖎𝖛𝖊
health for dfs
:)
i'm not sure he was deficient in this
𝖕𝖚𝖟𝖟𝖑𝖊𝖉𝖊𝖙𝖊𝖈𝖙𝖎𝖛𝖊
put him in the soup anyway
❄️ 𝕤𝕟𝕠𝕨𝕓𝕖𝕣𝕣𝕪 ❄️
Lol re: what is WITH this child

Dfs hasn’t even been Girolamo’d, he can’t complain about Alberto’s manners yet :v
:)
ohhh my god see that's it, who does that??? he's right to be unsettled, children are unpredictable
❄️ 𝕤𝕟𝕠𝕨𝕓𝕖𝕣𝕣𝕪 ❄️
They really are, they’re unhinged. Even the best of them. They just Do Things. 😬
❄️ 𝕤𝕟𝕠𝕨𝕓𝕖𝕣𝕣𝕪 ❄️
And Alberto is not of ‘the best of them’

He would 1,000% eat anything off the floor without a second thought, correct, llh sniped him
𝖕𝖚𝖟𝖟𝖑𝖊𝖉𝖊𝖙𝖊𝖈𝖙𝖎𝖛𝖊
get his ass
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