sometimes i wish there was either edible muffin paper or they only sold the tops

sometimes you just want a muffin, but after eating the top, you know chunks are gonna come off when you unwrap it.

unwrap it before u eat any of it, heathen

(alternately: muffin wrappers are edible if you're not a coward)

6LilacMimeLions : these were the most you responses possible

inside me are two wolves
one is a proper bostonian lady
the other is three goblins in a trench coat

I'm pretty sure I've seen muffin tops for sale

but I generally prefer to disembowel my baked goods

I accept the choking hazard of attempting to vacuum up crumbs as I unwrap