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Questions about me or characters!
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I feel like the only person on campus besides custodians, this a super weird, but my work calendar said I have to be here so here I am
ceaseless 👁️
You: 21 and 60
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21: Obsession from childhood
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LadyRogue
14, 37, 66 for you
19, 42, 90 for boyfriend!
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Everything was Star Wars. I had a giant poster of Han Solo in my room. I was Princess Leia for Halloween
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On sick days I would watch the movies and run around pretending to be Luke Skywalker
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I had every Kenner action figure sold at Toys R Us from 1995-1997
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I read ALL of the novels until they introduced the Yuuzhan Vong and I thought that was dumb.
ʙɪʀᴅɴᴀᴍᴇ ᴘʀᴏᴛᴀɢ
Star Wars
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60. If you were a character in an anime, what kind of anime would it be?
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Magical Girl, obviously.
ʙɪʀᴅɴᴀᴍᴇ ᴘʀᴏᴛᴀɢ
Gimmie that cute skirt and transformation brooch, I'm gonna kick some butt in the name of the moon or whatever decided it was a good idea to give me a stick that shoots hearts and rainbows
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ʙɪʀᴅɴᴀᴍᴇ ᴘʀᴏᴛᴀɢ
14. Favorite non-chocolate candy
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I really like gummy bears, especially the fancy ones that taste like actual flavors. It's a toss up between that and those little strawberry bonbon hard candies with the gooey centers. I love those too.
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Honestly any grandpa candy is probably on my list
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Werther's, root beer barrels, etc
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37. Suitcase or duffle bag?
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Suitcase. It's just more practical and keeps things from getting squished.
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66. Favorite flowers
ceaseless 👁️
I love it! Also, Joe also loooooooved Star Wars and read the novels. Whenever we're watching "Um, Actually" and a Star Wars question pops up, he usuuuually gets it right.
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Morning glories, fuschia, larkspur, tea roses (they're so cute and tiny!!), spider lilies, California poppies, and hyacinth🪻
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ceaseless 👁️ : lol me too, it's so fun
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And for Hawke
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19. Sleeping position
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He can fall asleep any which way but if someone is in the bed, he's either on his back as a pillow or on his side as a spoon.
ʙɪʀᴅɴᴀᴍᴇ ᴘʀᴏᴛᴀɢ
If he's alone? He sleeps on his face, lol
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42. Jacket pockets or pants pockets?
ʙɪʀᴅɴᴀᴍᴇ ᴘʀᴏᴛᴀɢ
All pockets??
LadyRogue
lkjdlkjaf sleeps on his face (LOL)
LadyRogue
Amelia has definitely poked him once or twice finding him that way like ???? are you okay???
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He tends to stuff his hands in jacket pockets over pants pockets if he's wearing a jacket, but you can bet all his pockets are full of random shit like cool rocks, loose change, bottle caps, random dropped plastic game pieces, cocktail umbrellas... He's a bit of a magpie.
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LadyRogue : He's fine! He just rolls on his stomach and his face gets mashed into the pillow
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90. Luckiest mistake?
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THAT
ʙɪʀᴅɴᴀᴍᴇ ᴘʀᴏᴛᴀɢ
is a good question...
LadyRogue
This is definitely a "in your opinion" sort of questions, cuz... yeah
ʙɪʀᴅɴᴀᴍᴇ ᴘʀᴏᴛᴀɢ
I mean yeah, he believes all the mistakes he's ever made are catastrophic so
ʙɪʀᴅɴᴀᴍᴇ ᴘʀᴏᴛᴀɢ
I think his luckiest mistake was not sleeping with Isabela fff
LadyRogue
SIR you survived all of them so they're not THAT bad. ...mostly.
LadyRogue
l;askjelkj omg haha
ʙɪʀᴅɴᴀᴍᴇ ᴘʀᴏᴛᴀɢ
He would have caught feelings, she doesn't do feelings (unless you actually romance her) and with how we played that game she would have disappeared after that
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So it saved him some heartache, truely
ʙɪʀᴅɴᴀᴍᴇ ᴘʀᴏᴛᴀɢ
LadyRogue : He killed Fenris, he got Stroud killed, his mother was murdered, his sister died, Dumar was beheaded, and he's pretty sure his brother hates him (he doesn't, Wolfe just thinks he does)
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Also he freed an ancient magister who will cast doom upon all the world
ʙɪʀᴅɴᴀᴍᴇ ᴘʀᴏᴛᴀɢ
So like.
ʙɪʀᴅɴᴀᴍᴇ ᴘʀᴏᴛᴀɢ
His track record is not great with mistakes.
LadyRogue
Yes but that's just the big ones. Little ones count too, sir!!
ʙɪʀᴅɴᴀᴍᴇ ᴘʀᴏᴛᴀɢ
Oh he doesn't make those
LadyRogue
ʙɪʀᴅɴᴀᴍᴇ ᴘʀᴏᴛᴀɢ
(he does, he so does)
Terrifying
You: 22, 28
Pie Fillinds
You 26, 27, and 34
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22. Role Model
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So I go back and forth but really lately it's Matthew Mercer. He found the thing he loved to do and made a career out of it, but more importantly he always seems very genuine and legitimately caring yet able to set and keep boundaries and do his thing for himself as well as his audience.
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He just seems very happy and settled with his life. I don't know if he is, I don't know him personally obviously, but if he's not he does a very good job of seeming like it.
ʙɪʀᴅɴᴀᴍᴇ ᴘʀᴏᴛᴀɢ
28. Five songs that describe you?
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UH
ʙɪʀᴅɴᴀᴍᴇ ᴘʀᴏᴛᴀɢ
gimmie a few minutes
𝑅𝒶𝓋𝑒𝓃 𝒦𝒾𝓃𝑔
98, 85, 73, 61 for you!
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Waiting - Green Day
This Year - The Mountain Goats
Wednesday - Tori Amos
Summersong - The Decemberists
Hold It In - Jukebox the Ghost
ʙɪʀᴅɴᴀᴍᴇ ᴘʀᴏᴛᴀɢ
There's a lot of... idk, acknowledgement of the transient and fleeting nature of time and being lost in a figurative sense but also hope? Moments aren't wasted if they're spent well but you never know if they are until you've got hindsight. But it doesn't mean you shouldn't try.
ʙɪʀᴅɴᴀᴍᴇ ᴘʀᴏᴛᴀɢ
Idk this is very existential and I probably overthought it lol
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Lots of being unsure and anxious and waiting with bursts of fuck it
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thank you Terrifying
ʙɪʀᴅɴᴀᴍᴇ ᴘʀᴏᴛᴀɢ
gotta step out a sec, I'll get back to this
ʙɪʀᴅɴᴀᴍᴇ ᴘʀᴏᴛᴀɢ
OKAY WELL there's still no admin here so I'm going home.
ʙɪʀᴅɴᴀᴍᴇ ᴘʀᴏᴛᴀɢ
No students, no admin, means no work for me to do
LadyRogue
Why in the world did they ask you to come in for nothing??? wtf
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It's a set calendar for my position across the district, so other schools may have more going on
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26. Favorite activity in warm weather
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Art/craft faires! Especially Renaissance faires
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Not TOO warm but I wouldn't do that in the snow lol
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27. Favorite activity in cold weather
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Bundle up with blankets and wife and hot cocoa and watch movies or play video games
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I very much enjoy this thing when it's hot too, just less bundling and with cold drinks/ice cream lol
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34. Adverts stuck in your head
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Double your pleasure, double your fun, that's the statement of the great mint in Double Mint Gum

Crossfire! (you'll get caught up in the) Crossfire!!
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Write Scruff McGruff, Chicago Illinois, 60652 and help Scruff take a bite out of crime
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This is your brain
This is your brain on drugs
ʙɪʀᴅɴᴀᴍᴇ ᴘʀᴏᴛᴀɢ
Also the Cookie Crisp dog.
ʙɪʀᴅɴᴀᴍᴇ ᴘʀᴏᴛᴀɢ
And the car commercials with the crab?
ʙɪʀᴅɴᴀᴍᴇ ᴘʀᴏᴛᴀɢ
I want to pinch
no pinch
little pinch??
𝑅𝒶𝓋𝑒𝓃 𝒦𝒾𝓃𝑔
maybe little pinch
ʙɪʀᴅɴᴀᴍᴇ ᴘʀᴏᴛᴀɢ
My brain is a repository of nonsense
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ʙɪʀᴅɴᴀᴍᴇ ᴘʀᴏᴛᴀɢ
Ly I'll do yours when I get home :-P
Pie Fillinds
Thank YOU. This was delightful.
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98. Favorite historical era
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It depends on the day!!!
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And the country...
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But the mid-late 1800s Victorian era England, where fashion and art start to take on more global characteristics, is fascinating from an aesthetic standpoint
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You start to get Asian and Indian influence in textiles and painting and motif and it's very cool and shitty for all the whitewashing and colonialism...
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But japonesque art and clothes are very interesting to me in particular because you get bustle dresses made from kimono fabrics or sterling silver lockets with etched cranes and bamboo motif
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(runners up are 1500s Germany and early 1950s USA)
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( And ancient Greece, but like everyone has a thing for ancient Greece lol)
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85. Fairy tales or mythology
ʙɪʀᴅɴᴀᴍᴇ ᴘʀᴏᴛᴀɢ
these are not mutually exclusive things. What are fairy tales but mythology of later eras?
ʙɪʀᴅɴᴀᴍᴇ ᴘʀᴏᴛᴀɢ
Really they're the same thing to my mind so I don't really feel the need to choose.
ʙɪʀᴅɴᴀᴍᴇ ᴘʀᴏᴛᴀɢ
I do like the Ivan stories from eastern Europe/Russia, what few I know of them
ʙɪʀᴅɴᴀᴍᴇ ᴘʀᴏᴛᴀɢ
Baba Yaga is neat
ʙɪʀᴅɴᴀᴍᴇ ᴘʀᴏᴛᴀɢ
Mostly I like taking all these stories and meshing them. Seeing what similarities there are in theme and structure
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And what that says about peoples before us, how different cultures think of the same concepts, or how they come to similar conclusions about things.
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Not to get super academic about it.. lol
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73. Favorite weird flavor combo
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Idk if I like weird flavors, but I really like peas and eggs together, especially in fried rice or soup, which makes it less weird cause that's just a normal Asian flavor I feel like
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61. Favorite line from a book/movie/TV show?
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Do I have a favorite? Uhh...
ʙɪʀᴅɴᴀᴍᴇ ᴘʀᴏᴛᴀɢ
I enjoy funny lines from things tbh
ʙɪʀᴅɴᴀᴍᴇ ᴘʀᴏᴛᴀɢ
like Pippin yelling "Oh that's nice, ash on my tomatoes!"
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And I mean, "MARK ZUCKERBERG" lives rent free in my head lol
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(Game Grumps counts as TV, fight me)
𝑅𝒶𝓋𝑒𝓃 𝒦𝒾𝓃𝑔
𝑅𝒶𝓋𝑒𝓃 𝒦𝒾𝓃𝑔
love your fabric history brain
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