oh, the waldgeist bingo cards.... /puts my hand on them tenderly - EVENT PLOTTING PLURK, CW: GORE, CONSENSUAL ORGAN REMOVAL, DARE-ORIENTED SELF-HARM, FUNERAL (for The Bit) (and kissing prompts or holding hands uwu)
i might do a combo of the 1 & 2 card prompts, especially since some of the prompts play into ideas i had about alan having to grapple with deer rut season urges, and for white tailed deer that runs from october to november so we're still in season baybee
also i think i might give him the hyper-activity boost... he does some very high energy pacing and stuff in some Alan Wake 2 vids from his time trapped in the dark place that make for fun inspiration, lots of pacing and jumping around on furniture and stuff
and the timeline for when those took place is nebulous but also his experiences in the dark place are cyclical so it doesn't feel weird to say that he was like that in the dark place at his current canon point before he gets updated
pro: he will be very fluffy around the neck and shoulders con: no skin on his face pro: he WILL still have a tongue con: bare skull very sharp and pointy
waffled on whether or not to add the "do a workout with someone" prompt but his fitness levels must continue to be a joke in honor of his terrible stamina in the first game
i will draft up the silliest of log posts for the funeral, i want it to be a ridiculously chill thing (also a funny opportunity for him to meet more people irl)
she hasnt had a chance to chase anybody icly yet so this will be fun she will also apologize especially if she does manage to catch him/cause him any actual harm as opposed to general overall terror LFMAO
he's only about 3ft tall not including his rack as a normal deer, unfogged, so depending on how little she is as her travel form she might still be intimidating (iirc wolves can get huge and huskies are med-large dog so)
slept longer than i meant to but needed the sleep. anyway, gonna get a plotting comment up soon and corral my discussed plans for marking stuff of my bingo card!
just double checked white tailed deer size and found a more clearly worded description than i did before that clarifies they're usualy 2.5-3ft at the shoulder, not up to the top of their head, so i made alan's travel form a little smaller than it's supposed to be but that's an easy fix and easy to handwave about previous times he's been in ti
con: no skin on his face
pro: he WILL still have a tongue
con: bare skull very sharp and pointy
werewolf brain + the card commands it
she will also apologize especially if she does manage to catch him/cause him any actual harm as opposed to general overall terror LFMAO
dog brain says CHASE CHASE CHASE
moose sized
probably why
i know theyre fighting but my brain is like "no, they all walk around like that when we cant see them"