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(saw) I knew I'd end up here one day I just didn't know when
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guess I'm playing strahm https://images.plurk.com/26xAWrJ3Tk4Hc4PmAn9xnp.gif
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anyway yeets yet another detective type into the pile
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You sure have a type uwu
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I do...I truly do lol
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he always looks so ready to pop off I can't
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https://images.plurk.com/3n4E5BYdAshn70OTMo7ADy.jpg he gets so angry and it's wonderful lol
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https://images.plurk.com/1tA2nGpYhxQ6K8OLZVRj8K.gif the way that he has his partners blood on him for the rest of the movie
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Gay to have another man's blood on you
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his partner was a woman! but still call him gay pls lol
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https://images.plurk.com/3Csz3EHAt470RvXdGbbIif.jpg speaking of gay just saw this and I'm wheezing
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I hate this scene but I love this scene
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the same way I hate Hoffman but I love Hoffman BUT I HATE HIM
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Bisexual to have your woman partner blood on you
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LMFAOGDHHC
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also thinking about how in the original script the glass coffin room was supposed to fill up with water but it was too expensive so they just did the two walls thing and just
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the idea that hoffman was pissed that strahm got out of his UNBEATABLE water box trap and so he made an even BIGGER water box trap next time is fucking hilarious and im kinda sad they didnt do it for that reason alone. its just so petty. i cant
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https://images.plurk.com/5q2jYyMjsOk9sTtZaalS6z.gif seriously though he always looks like he's gonna fuck someone up
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IF ONLY..................
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This is what rp is for, let him fuck someone up
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its true. gotta make up for the fact that they really only gave us this bitch for a couple of movies u.u
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https://images.plurk.com/7k378e8MGmfjWqyNCaZMDz.gif sir are u going to interrogate her or beat her up pls
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I wish I didn't leave my airpods I could have started my canon review here at work LMFAO look I just wanna watch my angry fbi man be angry
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Sometimes we need to watch fictional men be a little toxic and angy
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SAW IV- Behind The Scenes - Fart Machine
IM CRYING AT COSTAS MANDYLOR AND SCOTT PATTERSON CRACKING UP ABOUT A FART MACHINE
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LOL omg boys honestly
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Shooting those kinds of movies you need something stupid like that tho I bet lol
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seriously that set must get intense
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I hear Scott (strahm's actor) improvised a lot of shit so it sounds like they get real into the headspace lol
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Surprise fart good for the soul
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truths
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just a detective and fbi agent laughing at fart sounds
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https://images.plurk.com/2fHMWIX2nc6X3hCwnL3BTW.jpg his face is so rude
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also may have started watching now instead of waiting till my two days off shhh
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god i gotta make icons
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THAT will have to wait till my off days lol
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tho its kinda loud this morning and also i did just take an edible so we'll see how that goes jioetreht
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enjoy your handsome fbi agent uwu
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ahh its hiccuping might have to just wait lol
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rude internet
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https://images.plurk.com/QMktWyHqKxev8GIP5V8hk.png this fanart of him. perfect
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he needs to sleep for like 100 years
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get em in the cryochamber
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that word looks so wrong to me and idk if its the gummy or me lol
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but yes nap
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icons get uwu
antler queen
is that Luke from Gilmore Girls
antler queen
for some reason this delights me, shit gets fuckin real when Luke joins the FBI
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IT IS
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ITS HIM
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honestly i can see the transition LFMERJOT no but really when i very first saw him i was also delighted LMF
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https://images.plurk.com/2HZqObS7A65wFSnnC8dFeA.jpg got bored at work doodled a strahm lol
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https://images.plurk.com/4Cy0jGkhASKggviE94Bacf.jpg this man's lashes are kinda long and its so rude how very dare
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https://images.plurk.com/2pDZNVc9poHHvMObHxKiD.jpg now LISTEN-
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Us with the first outlast game
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LMFAO Y U P
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horror is my comfort genre ok!!!!
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can't wait for this shift to end so I can go home and binge saw for two days
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I think you just like detective types suffering uwu
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mayhaps.....
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and boy does strahm suffer u.u
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I was laughing looking at the wiki the other day and there's a picture labeled "strahm's corpse" and it's just a picture of his crushed up body and like. that shouldn't be funny but it was
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LIKE ITS JUST A FUCKIN PILE OF GORE
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You pointing, that my boy
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LITERALLY
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pointing at a pile of gore....ITS MY BOY
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points at his severed hand clutching desperately to a gate even in death....MY BOOOOY
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He's fine c: really
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a fine paste
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finally......lol
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See the killer was doing him a service
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NO FUCK THAT GUY !!!!!!
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I mean if you want
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I mean
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https://images.plurk.com/6WKySuos43s1TFQM8DOh6x.jpg
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I hate this man so much I mean I love him but I HATE HIM
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i am home and making icons and also sawing it up finally ayy
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me watching the autopsy scene like i wonder if harrow or henry would judge the hell out of this lol
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idk anything about cutting people open tho
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me when hoffman enters the scene: uwu!! i mean FUCK YOU
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you trying not to uwu but still doing it
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I FUCKING HATE HIM UWU
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lol
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kerry u.u
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I hate Hoffman sm like what are your lips so big for? kissing other men? you disgust me gayboy
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Strahm's lashes are SO long too like
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https://images.plurk.com/335e5YyBiaufyaWv8jAyep.png king where you get your mascara
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RIGHT WHAT IS HE DOING WITH KISSABLE LIPS??????? AND THIS HO WITH HIS MASCARA LASHES
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THESE TWO MEN HONESTLY!!!!!!!! SIGH
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men with juicy smoochable lips and long lashes are so rude
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also lmfao his pretty lashes with that FACE is killing me also
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they're so SO RUDE
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speaking of rude there he is there is my boy
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love how he always walks into the room looking prepissed off
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I love character who's confident and calm/character who looks .17 seconds away from a stroke at any given time
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SAME
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Hoffman with a gash in his cheek the size of Nevada: ...................
Strahm interrogating a random woman: screams and holds a gun to his own head
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LMFAO I LOVE THE INSANE FLASHES OF THE ABSOLUTE INSANITY GOING ON IN HIS HEAD LIKE PLEASE
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they're both just!!!!!!!!!! WHY
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y yall like this
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I need them to be unwell together
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i need them to be horrifically unwell and messy together and also bite each other
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also
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i always fucking laugh at the way strahm tosses hoffman the key
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so fucking AGGRESSIVE
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YOU JUST MET
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he's like I know what you are, whore
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he sees you slut
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lol hoffman's face while strahm is just NO YOU'RE WRONG SHUT UP A SECOND
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his EXCUSE ME??????? lol
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i love them your honor
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he's like excuse me fed? you talk back to Mark? DROWN FOR STRAHM. DROWN FOR STRAHM FOR ONE THOUSAND YEARS
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right then and there when he was looking at him he pictured his head in a glass box
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in that moment
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LMAO
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his only regret is not standing around to tap on the glass
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ERTEIRHTERTHIRT
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that would honestly be worse than the drowning
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thanks he hates it
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hoffman at riggs like go home u.u rest. u.u STOP FUCKING LOOKING INTO THIS
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there is no second Jigsaw apprentice Strahm is just mean and smells bad and stupid
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honestly the fucking looks strahm makes EVERY FUCKING TIME hoffman enters the room
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strahm:
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he sees beyond those kissable lips bitch
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Hoffman can be like and Strahm is still just
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SERIOUSLY HE'S SO FUCKING FERAL also shhhhh shut up
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also the scene transitions in this movie were so fuckin good
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Saw does some great transitions
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Hoffman: exists
Strahm: BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK
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LITERALLY ITS SO FUNNY
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the hair pulling trap makes me break out into HIVES every time
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Strahm: I KNOW WHO YOU ARE, I KNOW!!!
Hoffman: you wanna fuck me so bad it makes you look stupid
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L;MFERTOEHRITEHIRTOJE
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IM WHEEZING PICTURING IT WITH THAT SCENE
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the glass coffin is like the Titanic door for weird people
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DO PEOPLE DEBATE ABOUT THE GLASS COFFIN?????
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YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW MANY PEOPLE I'VE SEEN TRYING TO FIGURE OUT IF THEY'D BOTH HAVE BEEN ABLE TO FIT LMFAOOO
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as if that was ever Hoffman's plan
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i
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HE LITERALLY STUCK HIS HEAD IN A BOX IN THE MOST UNBEATABLE FUCKING TRAP HE WANTED HIS ASS DEAD
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HE DIDNT COUNT ON STRAHM BEING STRAHM TO GET OUT
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i had no idea this was even up for debate im dying
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did yall not see the look on his fuckin face
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when they wheeled him out of there
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IM JUST I CANT FATHOM
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"ouuuuugh Hoffman wanted Strahm to trust him" bestie he 100% wanted that man pancaked
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FJRERIHT
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god here comes strahm interrogating jill
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he is immediately just so much unloading his gun all TURN OFF THE AIR CONDITIONER IN THE ROOM
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why is he like this
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Hoffman kinda diggin it, what a little freak
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LMFOERHTERITH
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ho
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he just did every fucking thing to make it as miserable of an experience as possible like literally EVERY THING short of actually shooting her LMF
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https://images.plurk.com/mIZvlItXpeiqrkx8aE6b5.png hoffman as strahm closes in
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HHFIERHERITH
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strahm: ILL FUCKING KILL YOU
hoffman: jokes on u im into that shit
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Strahm: choking Hoffman
Hoffman: harder daddy
Strahm: what
Hoffman: what
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HAHAIHERIHTERTEIRTU
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hoffman all strapped to the chair like uwu im so helpless right now uwu
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his shirt unbuttoned like YOU DIDNT HAVE TO DO THAT SLUT
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he needed to because reasons
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whore behavior
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did you hear how Hoffman's actor kept asking for his straps to be tightened for those scenes and wanted to use real glass in the glass coffin scene "for authenticity"
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WAIT FOR REAL
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COSTAS PLEASE
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just say ur a masochist and go, man
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im CRYING
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jill: do you know anything about the chinese zodiac
strahm:
https://images.plurk.com/19TUU0TavIZwklps1A8jt8.png
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he's so FINISHED WITH ALL THIS
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he was finished as soon as he was brought into the world
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a baby with the most tired expression
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born with big eyebags
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instead of crying he was just shouting
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when he gets applesauce instead of pear slices he just leans his head back and AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH
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FLMEROJERTHERTIH
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ITS THE SCREAM OF A GROWN ASS MAN
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JUST BORN LIKE THAT
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his parents like can we give him back
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WHEEZE IM ACTUALLY GOING TO EXPIRE
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"ohhh Jill nooo NOOOOO" gets me every time
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its so good
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crime scene photographer: /gets speared in the side of the head
strahm: whoa. so anyway where were we-
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no but for real i love how he's kinda shaken but fucking REFUSES to slow down like absolutely REFUSES
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he just doesn't stop LMFAO
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he looks sorta maybe semi relaxed in like one fucking scene but then hoffman walks in the room LOL
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his voice all soft when he's trying to reassure perez she's gonna be fine...
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god the FLASHES
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I LOVE THEM SO MUCH THEY'RE SO UNHINGED
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ok but the way he shoves aside the table while maintaining eye contact and advances im just SAYIN
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Strahm on the beach sipping a margarita when Hoffman walks by in a speedo and Strahm just crushes the margarita glass in his hand
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that's it that's literally them
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i hate how much i enjoy the scene with hoffman walking up behind riggs
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fucking RUDE
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hoffman getting one good look at that angry bitch before slamming the door shut i see u
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https://images.plurk.com/617Z3nWARV3hG7rVtvWbdQ.png
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FMLERJTERIHTERTHI FUCK
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they rly be lookin like that at all times
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they really fuckin do tho
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god. they need each other carnally
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they need each other carnally so bad it makes them look stupid
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god i immediately went to answer and realized i was conflicted LMFAO
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AHAHAHA tell me all ur thots
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LMERTJEI I LOVE THIS JUST ON LOOP
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HIS FACE
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he's like lord kill me now
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as for WHO TOPS FIRST my brain like strahm on the one hand just all that pissed off energy gotta go into grabbing and shoving against walls but ALSO thought about him as a pissed off bottom for the first time jfieortuerhtoe
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me watching t his on loop 100000000 times
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there are so many fucking angles
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one part of me loves domtop Hoffman with that "how do I look" energy
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the other part is like "that man wants his face spat on"
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https://images.plurk.com/50WYF6cmjA4Euwb1Kda2qh.png
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I want them fighting for the honor of topping
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LITERALLY FIGHTING EACH OTHER FOR IT ERJTEROT
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HELL YEAH
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god I am so ready for this LMAO
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SAME LMFAO gonna watch this bitch die angry tonight while i make more icons
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