BACKSMITH BOI
last night my players discovered that they were in a giant mimic masquerading as a research facility and to make their escape they used enlarge on a laxative that
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‘s warlock made over a year ago that zicak ‘s rogue still had on their person.
BACKSMITH BOI
Guys I love D&D and I love my players
Slapricorn
last night was a GOOD session
BACKSMITH BOI
There were a bunch of people imprisoned here and I thought I’d created a viable catch 22 for them but then they made the mimic puke and saved everyone
Slapricorn
Slapricorn
it definitely felt like we were in a kobayashi maru setup, yeah
∞ sword girls
oh my god
∞ sword girls
I love this
lucineblue
amazing
3D🌺triangle.
Oh my gOD LMAO
Corgi Gams
i can't believe this is what you focus on when we had the warlock-wizard Mental Prison/Thunderwave wombo combo
BACKSMITH BOI
THE WOMBO COMBO WAS GOOD BUT LIKE GODDAMN THE CHEKOV’S LAXATIVE
Corgi Gams
CHEKOV'S LAXATIVE
BACKSMITH BOI
I’M NOT WRONG!!
Corgi Gams
YOU'RE NOT
Goat Arson
I wish I could have seen your expression as I was asking about a mimic's digestive system
Slapricorn
GOD this session was so good, I still cannot believe
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set me up so well for that Thunderwave
BACKSMITH BOI
Goat Arson
it was literally this
Goat Arson
Also the fact that the Mental Prison dealt 69 damage couldn't have been better
BACKSMITH BOI
But yes,
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and
Slapricorn
basically one shot my boss with Mental Prison and Thunderwave for well over a hundred damage it was insane
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I think it was 104
BACKSMITH BOI
69 on the second shot! The first one was like 30 something!
Slapricorn
35
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what was mental prison when the enemy gets knocked through the illusion, like 10d10? fucking insane
BACKSMITH BOI
5D10 regardless of the save and then if it moves through the illusion another 10D10 on top
BACKSMITH BOI
Absolute madness
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that was it
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fucking legend
Slapricorn
yeah, and Thunderwave at level 6 was 8d8 I think
BACKSMITH BOI
This is just as good as when you knocked my power out with a fireball
Slapricorn
I was so giddy when you described the spell
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LMAO
Slapricorn
hence why I was like HEY RYO YOU READY TO ROLL SOME DAMAGE???
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YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Slapricorn
ANT TAKE THIS PORTENT, YOU FAIL YOUR CON SAVE
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god damn that was so sick
Slapricorn
and godddd I was so worried after when we were looking through the prisoners and found actual NPCs we like in there
Slapricorn
like THAT was so much more effective at breaking Nellie's spirits than any of the villain's gloating
Slapricorn
if our crime boy hadn't set off the most disgustingly epic escape and saved everyone, she would be taking a LONG time to get over all the ones we didn't save, all the friends we might not have even found
Slapricorn
he is a true hero
Slapricorn
Goat Arson
Ah, yes. "Hero".
Goat Arson
The robot for whom the Geneva Conventions are a bucket list
Slapricorn
IT'S WEIRD RIGHT
Slapricorn
like honestly Nellie is going to have to do something to thank him for that and for recovering the hard drive
Slapricorn
and that's a little weird to her, still