one of these days i'm going to find the shopper for my grocery deliveries and fistfight them in the parking lot

i won't win that fight but by god i will start it

last time they replaced my chocolate milk with regular milk, and there's some logic there, but it absolutely sucks

this time, they replaced my conditioner with body wash

(the bottles are probably identical, but motherfucker i'm still mad, you gotta be watching that shit close)

Whenever that kind of thing happens with my delivery orders, it's always a dude doing the selection.

oh i rejected all the replacements, i think i only got the 2% last time because i hit a button wrong

i don't have that problem, but the one i do have is that they always seem to pick the worst looking fruit and vegetables that are like on the verge of going bad to delivery me

but the body wash got me so mad i woke up earlier than i wanted to

batman : see i could never order produce for exactly that reason, i'd want to eyeball it myself

Last time I got groceries delivered, they replaced my yogurt with a 2L container of non dairy hazelnut creamer and my non dairy whipped cream with the biggest container of mustard I’ve ever seen in a home kitchen

You get some WEIRD SHIT

wild

BODY WASH...

god i will never get over the mustard

LMAO YES OLESIA WAS MY VICTIM IN LIVE-BLOGGING

♕ blorp bleep ♕ : MUSTARD??????

NO!!!

m u s t a r d

That's... wow yeah. Body wash is obviously not conditioner