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do you have any screencaps/copypasta that are known basically only to you but that you firmly believe should have viral status? i have two
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this contextless unhinged craigslist reply
this contextless unhinged craigslist reply
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and "GODDAMMIT BILLY I THINK I KNOW HOW TO HANDLE A STEALTH MISSION"
and "GODDAMMIT BILLY I THINK I KNOW HOW TO HANDLE A STEALTH MISSION"
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LOL
Cirape
XD
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the phrase "no, it is I who will eat you" was a meme on my part of the internet when "memes" were only "pictures with impact font on them", I wish it had spread
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so this one requires some context: both guys are gay
so this one requires some context: both guys are gay
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the top guy is a Brazilian guy who occasionally goes viral and only stopped being a repressed evangelical once he got on Twitter and Twitter got him to come out of the closet
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he's an extremely online disaster but he's also one of the top five funniest people on the website
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the second guy is terminally serious and had the opposite trajectory of "turbogay" to "repressed Christian", there is a lot of past childhood and young adult trauma that he's made into everyone else's problem
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it's very much "screenshots taken 30 seconds before disaster", the podcast has never been released afaik
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candycigarettes: I used to see that one on Twitter every so often, it's one of my fave tumblr shitposts
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I realized that mine is very much inside baseball and will never breach community containment, but it's one of my fave screencaps because god I wish I knew what happened on that podcast
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candycigarettes i've seen that so it still exists!
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they did very much kill jesus - Google Search
here u go
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oh my god what a RIDE
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the first guy is still turbochristian even as he owns his sexuality, and while he's catty af he doesn't punch down, so I honestly suspect that the podcast ended up being more of an intervention than a read
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boys don't know how to make beef stroganoff is a meme that has like, BARELY left anime tumblr and honestly deserves to be shared with the non-weebs
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I've been going through my archives of "wild shit I witnessed on Twitter from 2018 to present", and a lot of them were from locked accounts 
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[mildly nsfw text] this was part of some completely insane discourse, but I wish the last tweet had spread
[mildly nsfw text] this was part of some completely insane discourse, but I wish the last tweet had spread
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kates!!
: tell me more
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"you should repent your sins, and also fuck off" as a response to some racist zoomer, was a good one
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Beef Stroganoff Song - Senki Zesshou Symphogear GX
this YouTube video has the WORLD'S WORST SUBTITLE FONT but I can't be arsed to scroll through tumblr to find the original
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anyway, beef stroganoff. you know it from anime and manga!
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I'M NOT EXPLAINING ANYTHING TO ANYONE WITHOUT A BLUE CHECK MARK
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it's so good isn't it
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not quite as obscure given the audience but the fact that "keep fucking that chicken" isn't a widely used retort on the internet at large is a crying shame
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I feel like if you asked an AI to make a one-minute worksafe clip of "moe anime" you would get that beef stroganoff video
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also this interaction from the astrphotography subreddit 
Dragons Dragons
I love how in the context of the actual anime it's from, they call back to that and all those girls get stuck in remedial home ec
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i will spread that astronomy one if i have to
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right?? I can see it better with my eyes is so devastating
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have you seen the edit of the kfc logo that changed it to kftc
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I have not. Incredible.
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i have it somewhere but hell if i know where
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my meme folders are as massive as they are meticulously organized