[edgeworth voice]: if the floor were lava, wright, the sulfide inhalation would kill us all, regardless of what furniture we sullied with our footprints. there would hardly be any "winners" in such a situation, wouldn't you say?

"Devil: This is the lake of lava you will be spending eternity in

Me: Actually, since we're underground, it would be magma

Devil: You understand this is why you're here, right?"\

lmao

excellent lmao