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GUESS WHO JUST FUCKING LEARNED, AT THE AGE OF 35, that the really cool console I had in middle school. Was in fact a Japan-only release and that is why no one has ever fucking known what I was talking about when I was nostalgic about the fUCKING WONDERSWAN
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HOW THE ABSOLUTE FUCKING HELL DID MY DAD GET ONE OF THOSE.
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I used to tell a fun story about how I was the first person I knew in Georgia to get a GBA and that mine came with packaging that read "Not for sale outside of Japan, Singapore, and Malaysia" and how I assumed it was Hawaiian because it did play English language games.
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I knew region-locking was a thing, I assumed that was why my dad told me my WonderSwan didn't have any games that weren't Japanese.
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FOLKS: I MAY BE STUPID.
moontouched
OH YEAH THE WONDERSWAN
moontouched
I REMEMBER THAT
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moontouched : WELL I'M GLAD SOMEONE DOES
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I just had to message my own husband like. "So, remember how you didn't know what a WonderSwan is and how I thought that was weird because you love video games?"
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My husband, who got his bachelor's in video game design
moontouched
I...remember it because I used to be in the megaman team scene and there was a megaman game exclusively for the wonderswan....
BANNED CLOWN
Yeah, there was a Digimon game for the WonderSwan....
moontouched
Which....is not exactly a common way to know what a wonderswan is lmao
Maidstrong
omg
BANNED CLOWN
Well, at least one person on my timeline only knew the WonderSwan existed because the Digimon game was WonderSwan exclusive and contained kind of important lore about a character who was in other Digimon media
VIRGIN-SENPAI
lolol I was wondering the other day like... how did you get your hands on a wonderswan??? wasn't that japan only???
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WELL........ THE ANSWER IS: I DON'T KNOW. MY DAD GAVE IT TO ME.
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And I was in middle school so I didn't think anything of that!!
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I was like! 11! Maybe 12?
moontouched
MYSTERIOUS
VIRGIN-SENPAI
how did you get games? do you speak japanese?
BANNED CLOWN
I can read some rudimentary Japanese but I played a lot of games barely understanding them. And the answer is A. my dad gave me the games I got and B. we did have a Japanese store next to a restaurant we did a lot of shopping at. I got a lot of little Pokemon/Digimon/Gundam toys and stuff from there.
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Which is also related to how I read Japanese... at a very childish level.... because I need to note that I am half Korean. I am not Japanese. But my dad knew some Japanese from when he was in the Navy ?_?
VIRGIN-SENPAI
aaaahhh okay. reminds me of my brother playing super robot wars as a kid via pirated rom
VIRGIN-SENPAI
he brute forced his way into figuring it out because fuck yeah gundam
BANNED CLOWN
YEP I had a Gundam game for WonderSwan too LOL
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And it was pretty similar to that
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I figured it out because FUCK YEAH
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When you're a kid, you don't really realise how insane it is to do that, you just do it because you want to, and you make it work somehow
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Just like you don't question where your dad got the Japanese-language console that no one will recognise at all for the rest of your life until a chance meme on plurk brings it up ig
VIRGIN-SENPAI
ah yeah, the boundless energy and enthusiasm of youth. who cares about the tallest language barrier on earth when there's COOL ROBOTS
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RIGHT
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EXACTLY
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And when you're, like, 12, in the early 2000s, the fact that your game is in Japanese just makes it cooler.....
VIRGIN-SENPAI
I don't even think my brother and I had even put together yet that the majority of games came from Japan at that period of time lol
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Yeah, I. I.... knew Digimon and Pokemon and Gundam were all Japanese, but like. It's sort of obvious that I knew that, because. Gestures at the store. I'm kind of impressed I knew Gundam was though because I got into it in part because of a Taiwanese kid I knew????
VIRGIN-SENPAI
we grew up in a place so white that the only black person I'd ever seen was Micheal Jordan on television until I was like... 9. so we didn't get any multiculturalism lol
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VIRGIN-SENPAI
my mom loves to tell a story that I called ALL BLACK MEN "Michael Jordans" when I was very young
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I grew up in a mostly white/Asian/Jewish area (Georgia is a strange place) but we saw enough Black people that I wasn't. Like. Weird about it. And then my first high school was like 90+% Black and I continued to not be weird about it so I guess I did okay LMAO
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OH NO
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KSDFSDKFJG
VIRGIN-SENPAI
we were in an area that was generally affluent, chicago suburb. WE weren't affluent, but most everyone else was
VIRGIN-SENPAI
and it was just white as hell for some reason. probably redlining or whatever
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No I got very lucky in terms of early exposure and education about the existence of like. A planet full of different nations and cultures. I WAS kind of a weirdo about being Asian and that being cool but that was partly the times and tbh partly a personal thing (being Asian and othered, but also mixed and othered by fellow Asians....)
VIRGIN-SENPAI
yeah we absolutely did not get any of that. it's kind of alarming how insular being in a heavily white community can be
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Wild, tbh....
VIRGIN-SENPAI
which I think is like... the intent, whether we (the person living there) agree about it or not
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Right... and, like, especially as a kid: it's not like you know or have any control over it OR over knowing!
VIRGIN-SENPAI
nope!
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Personally, I could have used less messaging that Japan was THE cool Asia and the rest were just Japan knockoffs, but like. At least I knew about them.
VIRGIN-SENPAI
ghfksjlg Japan knockoffds
VIRGIN-SENPAI
the Japanese writing system at least is very much a CHINA knockoff
moontouched
right like excuse you, where do you think kanji came from
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YOU WOULD THINK. THAT BEING KOREAN. WOULD HAVE NEGATED THAT. But no, it combined BADLY with the othering from Asian classmates and the general sense of imposter syndrome I already had
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Learning about the uh Issues between Japan and Korea just made that weirder
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(And the fact that I could kinda read Japanese but could barely read Korean........... rubs temples)
VIRGIN-SENPAI
yeah, it's unfortunate that Japan/China/Korea all kinda hate each other for different reasons
VIRGIN-SENPAI
hey korean is hard lol
BANNED CLOWN
I'm not gonna lie, Korea has some pretty legitimate reasons to have beef with Japan--

WELL IT'S EASIER TO READ THAN JAPANESE, IS THE THING
VIRGIN-SENPAI
ohyeah all the beef is definitely real and understandable!
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But I didn't have the vocabulary in Korean
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Because... I never used it. There was never any reason to gain more, either.
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(Now, at 35, I am actually taking Korean lessons, and improving. But.)
VIRGIN-SENPAI
I only learned Japanese for hyperfixations sake. there is no noble cause behind it lol
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I mean... same. Well, that and "availability of places and reasons to use it/learn more"
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I assume that if it had been a Korean grocery and restaurant, it would have been different, BUT.... then again, video games... and Japanese franchises.... so who knows
VIRGIN-SENPAI
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It's funny how much something like "there was a little Japanese grocery near our house" affects the trajectory of YOU, you know?
VIRGIN-SENPAI
lol right? or "there was a block of cartoons on after school..."
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RIGHT....
Roll Fizzlebeef
Yeah, Digimon is the only reason I know what a Wonderswan is.
Roll Fizzlebeef
Side note: that entire thing still annoys me.
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It's REALLY DUMB? Why would you make a key character a Japan exclusive video game lore piece
papermint tiger
Wild lmao
papermint tiger
I am so curious where your dad got it, as well
BANNED CLOWN
I'LL NEVER KNOW.........
papermint tiger
Unfortunately no...
MY GREY LADY 🐈
THE WONDERSWAN I have never experienced one personally but I have at least heard of it so that is that??
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