[lies of p][spoilers probably] the problem with being into something that's relatively popular and well acclaimed is that you have to deal with every person on Reddit and who edits the wiki being fucking illiterate

EVERYONE is in agreement that "pinocchio is reborn as Carlo" in the good ending and I just want to shake them up and down by the shoulders

YOU FUCKING MAROONS. DID YOU PLAY THE GAME. DID YOU PAY ANY ATTENTION AT ALL IN ENGLISH CLASS.

THE EMOTIONAL AXIS THAT RISE OF P HINGES AROUND LITERALLY ENDS WITH PINOCCHIO GETTING A DEFINING PHYSICAL FEATURE THAT MAKES HIM DIFFERENT FROM CARLO

PUTTING EVERYTHING ELSE ASIDE HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU MISREADING THAT METAPHOR