what's this rsotp as an excuse to ramble on about my character's horrendous romantic lives sign me up

I will probably ramble for 3 mins straight then randomly stop for 20 mins cause I'm at work lolol

anyway starting with takoda cause I'm actively playing him again in game. DISASTER. he's a fucking disaster

I mention his ex a lot and how she was a hot mess who tried to stab him with a fork but imma be real he ain't no peach either lol

he does not get THAT bad but he's pretty bad

his only measure for what a relationship is was his marriage and he thought that was normal??? he still kinda does...like, he just assumes relationships are just eternal suffering for............?????? NOTHING???? fuck that

"he ain't no peach either"

Ian like UNDERSTATEMENT

dating takoda is like putting glass in your shoe

like why would you

lol

at least glass is smart enough not to get stuck in a vending machine, is all he's saying

THERE WAS A TWINKIE IN THERE DONT YOU DARE FUCKING JUDGE HIM!!!!!

love takoda getting his arm stuck in a vending machine for a twinkie but how many bitches has he left to die lol

hahahahaha

through the power of game shenanigans he's going to get sexy candled and he's going to act super weirdly aggressive if it's brought up again cause lol this man has some issues. some people have one night stands and emotionally distance themselves, takoda just literally won't even go that far he's just there with his 10ft pole touching no one lol

Takoda sweetie you need to go to therapy

ᴛʜᴇ ᴄʜᴀʀʟᴀᴛᴀɴ : ok but have you considered that it is literally everyone else who needs therapy

I had more to say but work stuff happened so more rambling when I get home lol